It's November.
You all know what this means.
I had to not shave yesterday for my costume, so I've got a day's head start on the rest of you.
[Insert picture of Max here, with the manliest stubblebeard you have ever seen; he's basically got a week and a half's worth of growth in.
In 36 hours.]
Guys, put down your razors. It's no-shave November. Vinnie, you can grow that lame excuse for a mossy beard back now.
[Somehow, Max figured out how to do a poll. It's magical.]
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