will_be_god: (I am your new god)
will_be_god ([personal profile] will_be_god) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2013-01-23 12:54 am

text, middle of the night

It seems as though I have returned at a fitting time.

Something so precarious.

No matter then. I will return to work posthaste.

It seems I must reintroduce myself. Very well, my name is Cyrus. I have been the Ethics teacher here, and I trust I remain in that position. I was called away urgently for many months and will not speak more on it.

I demand those in my class pay attention and do the work that is assigned to them. This ought not be an extraordinary thing; in fact it ought to be expected. Yet as with much, this has fallen by the wayside.

For you to reconsider the world and what you know of it--that is my aim. What surrounds us and fills our lives often passes us by for the commonality of it. For us to act ethically is for us to be thoughtful of those things around us and their impact on the greater whole of existance.

I urge critical thinking, and for those in my class to be able to support your beliefs. Do not be surprised if you are unable to do so immediately. You have not spared thought for such things before, and as such you may find it difficult.

Yet it is ultimately rewarding, for therein lies justice itself.

And justice is something that must be upheld. I am certain that you have seen why.
monotreme_101: (I am grumpy (Sonicteamicons))

[personal profile] monotreme_101 2013-01-24 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
So. You're back.
monotreme_101: (I am looking at you (Sonicteamicons))

[personal profile] monotreme_101 2013-01-25 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, 'Welcome back' would be dishonest, 'Go away again' would be kinda harsh, 'Tried destroying the Universe again lately?' might be giving you too much credit - or not enough, depending on how you look at it, and 'I got my eye on you' kinda goes without saying.

But hey. Congratulations. You picked a pretty rotten time to show up again anyhow.
monotreme_101: (Grrr. Ripped by LUNA (Riders))

[personal profile] monotreme_101 2013-01-26 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Not totally sold on that, Bub. I'd stick to school grounds if I were you. Folks in the city aren't too into rationality and reason at the moment. I oughta know - I'm spending a lot of time out there in the city.

Yeah, see, the universe as it is now is pretty flawed, but at least it's real and tangible. You still got nothin' to convince me what you wanted to do was gonna work, let alone solve any problems. So, y'know. I'll take the universe where the folks I know are alive and well if it's all the same to you.
monotreme_101: (Thoughtful.)

[personal profile] monotreme_101 2013-01-26 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
City is kinda a mess. You got riots and gangs roaming around. Lots of drug use - especially the kind that makes you aggressive and gives you extra strength. Humans seem to like that because it means they can play on an even field with at least some of the non-humans they're trying to beat up. Mayor hasn't said squat to my knowledge. There's been a lot of injuries and a lot of deaths. One of which was a student.

Uh-huh. Chances are if I can't understand it it wouldn't work. Ever hear of the KISS method? Keep It Simple, Stupid? All the best plans follow the KISS method.
monotreme_101: (Grrr. Ripped by LUNA (Riders))

[personal profile] monotreme_101 2013-01-27 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Not sure if you knew her, but her name was Charlise. Most folks called her Kitty. She was a Drifblim... if I remember right, that's a native from your region, right? Sinnoh?

Look. I might not be a scientist, but I know a few things. One thing I know is that you're a mortal guy and therefore you can't be a god. Trust me, if I can tussle with you and break your ribs without being powered up on Chaos Energy, you can't be around at the start of a new Universe. If there was a Big Bang with you at the epicenter, chances are you'd wind up spread around the new universe like a drop of jelly on a really big piece of toast. Really, think about it hard enough and it's like I saved your life by knockin' you around.
monotreme_101: (I am looking at you (Sonicteamicons))

[personal profile] monotreme_101 2013-01-29 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
It was a swordsman - they were attempting to frame Caim. But we managed to figure out real quick that it wasn't him this time.

I'd ask Arceus if she were around. Point is, if my fist can bruise you, the birth of a new universe would destroy you. You don't have the ability to reform as you please unless I'm missing somethin' pretty signifigant in Human Biology.
monotreme_101: (Thoughtful.)

[personal profile] monotreme_101 2013-01-31 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You know of a particular blade that can hurt ghosts? They haven't tracked the guy down yet so any leads might be useful.

And how exactly do you plan on taking divinity? That collection of red gems?
monotreme_101: (I am looking at you (Sonicteamicons))

[personal profile] monotreme_101 2013-02-04 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Does that blade have a name?

OK, see, I'm no stranger to taking power from certain gems and becoming Godlike. I've done it myself. A buncha times. My question is, if you could have done that, why didn't you do it when you realized I was going to fight you? If you really can go Super Cyrus, why didn't you? I mean, not gonna lie - I've beaten up gods before, but it woulda given you a fighting chance.
monotreme_101: (o_o)

[personal profile] monotreme_101 2013-02-09 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm... well, thanks for the information anyway. Might be something I need to look for.

[And so Knuckles tried to make sense of the equation and... just... no. It was like an entirely foreign language and he really had no tools to even begin undferstanding it. ]

...uuuuuh-huh. Yeah. I think you and I have different ways of drawing godlike power from gemstones.
monotreme_101: (Thoughtful.)

[personal profile] monotreme_101 2013-02-17 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Sure. I'd appreciate any help I can get.

Yeah... that's true. Break it down far enough and doing anything really can be boiled down to an equation or set of them. I learned that much from hanging around with Tails.
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[personal profile] monotreme_101 2013-02-19 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I appreciate the translation. Would be kinda a pain to have to enter the whole thing into Guurgle Translator.

Sure. I guess. I mean, I have a particular connection to the gems of power I've used, so, it's a little different. I can feel their energies from a distance so drawing on them is like second nature to me. Not everyone can do the same.

[Now he was kind of imagining Super Cyrus - his hair was already blue and spiky, so, it would probably turn Gold like Sonic's...]
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Haha, awesome XD

[personal profile] monotreme_101 2013-03-01 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
No - Once I cut it off, that's it. I go back to being completely normal.