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smashacademy2013-01-16 09:58 pm
tank_rockarms) wrote in smashacademy2013-01-16 09:58 pm
[VIDEO] - MAX IS LAME, BEAR EARS EDITION
A video from Max appears on the network.
Vinnie must have helped him make it.
Max is clearly wearing a pair of steel bear ears on the top of his head.
"I made a bunch of animal ears down at the forge. Like, to wear on your head. If you wanna wear 'em to show your solidarity, you can come get some from me. Free. Don't cost you nothin'."
Max pauses and takes a breath. "Lemme just say one thing. I been in a situation where people decided to pit all sortsa groups against each other so they could take advantage of all of us while we were fightin' with each other. Don't let whatever pack of douchebags who's behind all of this whatever the heck it is push you around into bein' afraid. A lotta my friends are pokemon or echidna guys or all sorts of stuff. And just let me say -- you pull shit on one of my friends you got these to answer for."
And here, dear viewer, Max flexes into the camera. Slowpoke appears over Max's shoulder somehow, grinning happily into the camera that he isn't aware is there yet. Your computer screen probably just broke from the sheer majesty of it all.
In case your screen didn't break, what you see is an exasperated Vinnie appearing from behind Max (he was evidently here the entire time, but just, you know, eclipsed by Max's giant biceps) leaning over to push the very obvious 'video on/off' button that Max has no idea how to work. The video feed cuts off.
Vinnie must have helped him make it.
Max is clearly wearing a pair of steel bear ears on the top of his head.
"I made a bunch of animal ears down at the forge. Like, to wear on your head. If you wanna wear 'em to show your solidarity, you can come get some from me. Free. Don't cost you nothin'."
Max pauses and takes a breath. "Lemme just say one thing. I been in a situation where people decided to pit all sortsa groups against each other so they could take advantage of all of us while we were fightin' with each other. Don't let whatever pack of douchebags who's behind all of this whatever the heck it is push you around into bein' afraid. A lotta my friends are pokemon or echidna guys or all sorts of stuff. And just let me say -- you pull shit on one of my friends you got these to answer for."
And here, dear viewer, Max flexes into the camera. Slowpoke appears over Max's shoulder somehow, grinning happily into the camera that he isn't aware is there yet. Your computer screen probably just broke from the sheer majesty of it all.
In case your screen didn't break, what you see is an exasperated Vinnie appearing from behind Max (he was evidently here the entire time, but just, you know, eclipsed by Max's giant biceps) leaning over to push the very obvious 'video on/off' button that Max has no idea how to work. The video feed cuts off.
TEXT TO ALL
Heck, we got rabbit ears hats to help you jump better at the school.
I ain't makin' fun and it's pretty obvious this ain't a disguise. I'm doin' it to try and make a positive statement.
But if you've got a better suggestion for somethin' I could make out of metal to show solidarity,
I'm all earsI'll take it. I'm a general and I'm a blacksmith. I can either blow it up or I can make it out of iron. And blowin' things up don't seem helpful right now.no subject
What works best in this kind of time is either laying down weapons and refusing to fight, or else maybe finding a common threat. [Which usually goes well until one side has someone go against their orders and be a dick anyway.]