[VIDEO] - MAX IS LAME, BEAR EARS EDITION

[tank_rockarms]

A video from Max appears on the network.

Vinnie must have helped him make it.



Max is clearly wearing a pair of steel bear ears on the top of his head.

"I made a bunch of animal ears down at the forge. Like, to wear on your head. If you wanna wear 'em to show your solidarity, you can come get some from me. Free. Don't cost you nothin'."

Max pauses and takes a breath. "Lemme just say one thing. I been in a situation where people decided to pit all sortsa groups against each other so they could take advantage of all of us while we were fightin' with each other. Don't let whatever pack of douchebags who's behind all of this whatever the heck it is push you around into bein' afraid. A lotta my friends are pokemon or echidna guys or all sorts of stuff. And just let me say -- you pull shit on one of my friends you got these to answer for."

And here, dear viewer, Max flexes into the camera. Slowpoke appears over Max's shoulder somehow, grinning happily into the camera that he isn't aware is there yet. Your computer screen probably just broke from the sheer majesty of it all.

In case your screen didn't break, what you see is an exasperated Vinnie appearing from behind Max (he was evidently here the entire time, but just, you know, eclipsed by Max's giant biceps) leaning over to push the very obvious 'video on/off' button that Max has no idea how to work. The video feed cuts off.

Comments

[whirlwind_wolfman]

I see. Fair enough.

I'd just be careful handing them out to folk who look as though they can't handle themselves. Remind them it's fine not to wear them if they wind up being chased by hooligans bearing torches or rifles.

That's a valid application for strength though I don't see it as the whole point. I'm strong for myself first, and should it benefeit others along the way then that's all well and good. I've seen a side of this problem I daresay you shant ever see and again, I appreciate your intentions.

[tank_rockarms]

I spent... a lotta time as a pokemon at this school, actually. But nobody hates pokemon. Usually. You're a werewolf, right? Yeah, uh. I can see how you'd get a lotta people not likin' you. Ain't too many stories about nice werewolves.

Though I think I saw a movie about one, once. You ever seen that? It was about a kid in high school who turned into a werewolf and then he got good at basketball.

[whirlwind_wolfman]

I tend to avoid Werewolf films in the main, and no. I can't say as I've ever seen nor heard of a movie about a werewolf who plays basketball. I'm assuming it's a comedy?

[tank_rockarms]

Yeah, pretty much. Maybe you should watch that one, it might be less awful. Well, probably really awful, but not awful in the way the other ones would be awful in.

[whirlwind_wolfman]

Actually, most werewolf films have the idea down pat. I generally dislike them because they're a stark reminder of what I used to be and still am once a month.

I'm not much of one for comedies, but I'd be tempted to take a gander just on the off chance it doesn't make me gag. What was the title?

[tank_rockarms]

It's called Teen Wolf I think.

[whirlwind_wolfman]

Teen Wolf. Interesting. I suppose the superior reflexes and strength WOULD make sports easier so I can see why he might turn to one, though I'd not have thought of Basketball.