[VIDEO] - MAX IS LAME, BEAR EARS EDITION

[tank_rockarms]

A video from Max appears on the network.

Vinnie must have helped him make it.



Max is clearly wearing a pair of steel bear ears on the top of his head.

"I made a bunch of animal ears down at the forge. Like, to wear on your head. If you wanna wear 'em to show your solidarity, you can come get some from me. Free. Don't cost you nothin'."

Max pauses and takes a breath. "Lemme just say one thing. I been in a situation where people decided to pit all sortsa groups against each other so they could take advantage of all of us while we were fightin' with each other. Don't let whatever pack of douchebags who's behind all of this whatever the heck it is push you around into bein' afraid. A lotta my friends are pokemon or echidna guys or all sorts of stuff. And just let me say -- you pull shit on one of my friends you got these to answer for."

And here, dear viewer, Max flexes into the camera. Slowpoke appears over Max's shoulder somehow, grinning happily into the camera that he isn't aware is there yet. Your computer screen probably just broke from the sheer majesty of it all.

In case your screen didn't break, what you see is an exasperated Vinnie appearing from behind Max (he was evidently here the entire time, but just, you know, eclipsed by Max's giant biceps) leaning over to push the very obvious 'video on/off' button that Max has no idea how to work. The video feed cuts off.

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[tank_rockarms]

Knuckles, I don't think you need 'em. You're kinda... a little animal guy already.

I mean, maybe if you wanna paint yourself blue and pretend to be Sonic, I guess. Only you got your hair-thingies.

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[monotreme_101]

I was just kidding, man. Don't sweat it.

[tank_rockarms]

Oh, alright.

I mean, I guess I could make you some people ears if you wanted 'em.

[monotreme_101]

Really? I think they'd be a pretty hard one to do. I mean, your guys ears are kinda.... wrinkly. Or ridged, I guess is a better word. You could do that kinda detail?

[tank_rockarms]

I'd have to make a mold. If I could get a manniqu... manniquen... mannik... plastic head with an ear on it, I could make a mold easy and could make up some ears from that.

[monotreme_101]

Huh... well, if you find 'em and can make some, I'd be happy to wear them. This thing needs to go both ways, y'know?

[tank_rockarms]

I'll go diggin' around. Maybe there's some left over from when Adder used to teach fashion classes or somethin'.

[monotreme_101]

I couldn't imagine that there's not a single fashion dummy with an ear around here somewhere. I think Miss Able has some in her class - you wouldn't need to break it or anything, right? She could use it again once you were done?

[tank_rockarms]

As long as I could get the head off by itself.

I don't think I could, like, do it if it were attached to the body. Not easily, anyway.

[monotreme_101]

Yeah - you know what? I'm pretty sure she has some that are just heads. Ones she uses for hats and stuff. I'll borrow one of those for you and bring it over.