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smashacademy2013-01-01 06:16 pm
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[audio] Backdated a smidgeon; MERRY UGLY SWEATERMAS
I hope everyone's made their resolutions already.
[What's that? That's it? No condescending and unsympathetic warning about drinking too much and doing something foolish? Please, she's not going to waste her breath this year.]
I'll have the best view for fireworks tonight. [ROOFTOP HOT TUB AW YEAH.]
Is Samus trolling? Is she for serious? Is her otherwise A+ bounty hunter color coordination showing again? I don't care, we're making it a tradition starting now: you're getting ugly sweaters.
Falcon: Gets COUCH CUDDLES. Amany kinds of amany booze. Some difficult-to-acquire module parts for your various robo/mech projects. The most fantastic ugly sweaterplease turn yourself on fire and rise out of it like a glorious phoenix Also some tsundere sex coupons because we need to burn off Bulba's delicious cookies together.
Megaweapon: GETS A BIG BONE. And a cool new collar because she's a big girl now. And an ugly sweater too. And NO SOCKS. The exact opposite of socks. She gets anti-socks.
Jeff Andonuts: Gets a handwritten letter because mommy misses you and hopes you are doing well and wishes you the best and here is a photogram of Megaweapon look how big she is. Enclosed is also some COLD HARD CASH go buy yourself something nice. Not like the green ugly sweater she also included.
Dachora:birdseed no actually yes some kind of BIRD FOOD but it's FROM SPACE. She took a quick little trip in gunship to acquire some top-quality alien bird snacks. Enjoy that. and an over sized green-and-purple ugly sweater and matching scarf.
Char: You're OF AGE and you're TECHNICALLY FACULTY NOW so that means you can start getting booze from Samus for the holidays, maybe. Enjoy a small bottle of sweet rum +1 'don't be a morons and drink it all at once or stick your tail in the bottle or something' note, and an ugly sweater vest. There's even holes cut out for your big stupid wings.
Snake: Gets a kawaii lighter. She still doesn't entirely condone your dirty habits, by the way, but she figures you'll enjoy it. A bottle of whiskey. Also ugly sweater. Snake skin, mmmm.
Shadow: ALSO GETS STUFF FOR YOUR BIKE. TURTLE WAX and ~dark~ looking tribal decals in black and red ooweeoooo. Also ugly sweater.
Phoenix Wright: Gets A NEW MUG and a bottle of WINE because you look like a lightweight to her. And obligatory blue ugly sweater.
Jin Kisaragi:a bra A bottle of vodka and an ugly sweater.
Adam Jensen:A restraining order against the vending machines. A small bottle of scotch and an ugly sweater. So now you can get your augmented golf on with Rick.
Pit: COOKIES; a giant tin of assorted cookies. And an ugly sweater. Holes cut out for the wings, too.
Gordon Freeman: A small bottle of Bailey's, and an ugly sweater.
Cid Highwind: Wins the faculty member who looks like they could use a drink the most prize. A bottle of brandy. And ugly sweater. Congrats, it's the one that lights up.
Chun Li: Wins the random faculty member who looks like they could also use a drink prize. A bottle of champagne. You get an ugly sweater too.
Bowser: At least three punches to the face. Probably while she's got the bee mushroom going on. They're adorable and painful punches.
[What's that? That's it? No condescending and unsympathetic warning about drinking too much and doing something foolish? Please, she's not going to waste her breath this year.]
I'll have the best view for fireworks tonight. [ROOFTOP HOT TUB AW YEAH.]
Is Samus trolling? Is she for serious? Is her otherwise A+ bounty hunter color coordination showing again? I don't care, we're making it a tradition starting now: you're getting ugly sweaters.
Falcon: Gets COUCH CUDDLES. Amany kinds of amany booze. Some difficult-to-acquire module parts for your various robo/mech projects. The most fantastic ugly sweater
Megaweapon: GETS A BIG BONE. And a cool new collar because she's a big girl now. And an ugly sweater too. And NO SOCKS. The exact opposite of socks. She gets anti-socks.
Jeff Andonuts: Gets a handwritten letter because mommy misses you and hopes you are doing well and wishes you the best and here is a photogram of Megaweapon look how big she is. Enclosed is also some COLD HARD CASH go buy yourself something nice. Not like the green ugly sweater she also included.
Dachora:
Char: You're OF AGE and you're TECHNICALLY FACULTY NOW so that means you can start getting booze from Samus for the holidays, maybe. Enjoy a small bottle of sweet rum +1 'don't be a morons and drink it all at once or stick your tail in the bottle or something' note, and an ugly sweater vest. There's even holes cut out for your big stupid wings.
Snake: Gets a kawaii lighter. She still doesn't entirely condone your dirty habits, by the way, but she figures you'll enjoy it. A bottle of whiskey. Also ugly sweater. Snake skin, mmmm.
Shadow: ALSO GETS STUFF FOR YOUR BIKE. TURTLE WAX and ~dark~ looking tribal decals in black and red ooweeoooo. Also ugly sweater.
Phoenix Wright: Gets A NEW MUG and a bottle of WINE because you look like a lightweight to her. And obligatory blue ugly sweater.
Jin Kisaragi:
Adam Jensen:
Pit: COOKIES; a giant tin of assorted cookies. And an ugly sweater. Holes cut out for the wings, too.
Gordon Freeman: A small bottle of Bailey's, and an ugly sweater.
Cid Highwind: Wins the faculty member who looks like they could use a drink the most prize. A bottle of brandy. And ugly sweater. Congrats, it's the one that lights up.
Chun Li: Wins the random faculty member who looks like they could also use a drink prize. A bottle of champagne. You get an ugly sweater too.
Bowser: At least three punches to the face. Probably while she's got the bee mushroom going on. They're adorable and painful punches.
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what is that sweater
Phoenix likes to deny that he once wore ugly sweaters]