This panicked post brought to you by overzealous voice recognition.

[givemeyouranswerdo]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

I'VE BEEN ROBBED!!!

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[No longer YOUR FACE]

[koopatroop]

::Some sort of cultist in a mask and a creepy robe answers the door::

Re: [No longer YOUR FACE]

[givemeyouranswerdo]

[Said cultist was swiftly raised over Daisy's head. She stormed in and hurled it in Bowser's direction. Thanks for providing ammo.]

Re: [No longer YOUR FACE]

[ihateplumbers]

::Bowser was hit with a cultist on his shell. As his shell was covered with spikes, it probably hurt the cultist more than it hurt the dragon-turtle::

::And now there's a fireball lobbed at your face, Bitty Baby::

Re: [No longer YOUR FACE]

[givemeyouranswerdo]

[Daisy slammed the door. The fireball slammed into the door. And the home invasion ended as soon as it began.]

So with one hand on the wheel/ and the other out the window/ with a smile on my face/

[ihateplumbers]

::and my middle finger up::