This panicked post brought to you by overzealous voice recognition.

[givemeyouranswerdo]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

I'VE BEEN ROBBED!!!

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[video]

[what_a]

[WHAT'S GOING ON THE COMPUTER'S YELLING AT HIM-- oh, no, wait, that's the network. SQUINT... HOW DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER AND WHY ARE YOU YELLING?]

What? Robbed?

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[givemeyouranswerdo]

YES, ROBBED!

THE BRACELET! THE BRACELET THAT MAC GAVE ME, IT'S GONE!!

not here

[itsjustrats]

[who could have possibly done such a thing.

who... indeed.]

[Video]

[ihateplumbers]

Does Daisy-waisy have a little problem-woblem?

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[givemeyouranswerdo]

None of your business, spike brain!

[Video]

[ihateplumbers]

Did pookums loose her binkie or her little bottle of warm milk?

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[givemeyouranswerdo]

I SAID NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!

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[ihateplumbers]

Bitty baby is cranky. Maybe her blankie is missing, so she can't take a nap.

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[givemeyouranswerdo]

I WILL COME OVER THERE AND KICK YOU IN THE TEETH I SWEAR.

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[ihateplumbers]

I'd like to see snookums try it.

[No longer video]

[givemeyouranswerdo]

[KNOCK KNOCK.]

[No longer YOUR FACE]

[koopatroop]

::Some sort of cultist in a mask and a creepy robe answers the door::

Re: [No longer YOUR FACE]

[givemeyouranswerdo]

[Said cultist was swiftly raised over Daisy's head. She stormed in and hurled it in Bowser's direction. Thanks for providing ammo.]

Re: [No longer YOUR FACE]

[ihateplumbers]

::Bowser was hit with a cultist on his shell. As his shell was covered with spikes, it probably hurt the cultist more than it hurt the dragon-turtle::

::And now there's a fireball lobbed at your face, Bitty Baby::

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[givemeyouranswerdo]

[Daisy slammed the door. The fireball slammed into the door. And the home invasion ended as soon as it began.]

So with one hand on the wheel/ and the other out the window/ with a smile on my face/

[ihateplumbers]

::and my middle finger up::

[what_a]

What, the boxing kid?

[NOT IMPORTANT, HYDE. If Daisy's going to wig out and shout all over the place and cut in on his valued slacking-off agenda, then the sooner he can get this straightened out the better.]

Did you check your room? Maybe you misplaced it.

[deathboss]

WHAT.

WHAT HAPPENED AND WHEN?

[NO one robs in Michel's school.]

[ video ]

[idealisms]

What?!

Do you have any idea who might have done it? What got stolen?

[ WOW NOT COOL. ]

[video]

[twotailedgenius]

[OW OW TAILS' EARS THEY HURT. STOP YELLING PLEASE--]

Robbed? What was taken?

[givemeyouranswerdo]

Of course I did! It's not where I left it, and the lock on my door is broken!

I even talked to the lazy bear at the lost and found but it hasn't turned up!

[givemeyouranswerdo]

Some time last night, someone broke into my room and took a piece of jewelery!

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[givemeyouranswerdo]

I don't have any idea! It was a bracelet, a gift from Mac... I've gotta get it back!

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[givemeyouranswerdo]

A bracelet that was given to me by my boyfriend!

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[idealisms]

I will ensure that justice reigns! I will help you find your bracelet. A gift, let alone one from an amiable person like Mac, cannot be given up on.

[ He looks awfully determined for just... a bracelet. ]