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smashacademy2012-09-28 02:39 pm
quickly) wrote in smashacademy2012-09-28 02:39 pm
Entry tags:
- !public post,
- ai/purple pikmin (pikmin),
- eikichi mishina (persona),
- ellistree moonshadow/elf troll (warcraft,
- glados (portal),
- green oak (pokemon),
- little mac (punch out),
- nabooru (zelda),
- natural harmonia gropius (pokemon),
- phoenix wright (ace attorney),
- rick (portal),
- scout (team fortress 2),
- shadow (sonic the hedgehog),
- sonic (sonic the hedgehog)
{ONE} - [audio]
[The voice the entirety of the campus will hear is loud, very Boston, and very angry.]
YO! What's this crap all about? I already went t'school -- I ain't a college man! I got all the skills I'll ever need.
[He sighs.]
I don't know what this 'final destination' crap is but I don't like the sound'a it. I mean -- I'm used t'bein' told I'm gonna die or whatever, and I always make it out alright since I'm so freakin' fast and all, but I don't think I'm likin' the sound'a this.
Uh, so ... REDs! Doc! Fat-Man! Mumbles, Hardhat, Snipes, Spy, Demo, Soldier ... anyone around? I mean I know yer all old as shit 'n everythin' but Ma always told me yer never too old for college so maybe some'a you guys are here? Hopefully.
As for everyone else! Name's Scout. I'm the fastest man alive 'n if ya don't wanna hear it then I welcome ya to race me! I'm also real freakin' awesome at baseball, no joke. I'm always up for a game.
I'm also single, so babes, feel free t'meet me 'round my dorm: [Pause, sound of papers rustling as he looks for something with his address.] BE-16.
Guess that's it! Catch ya later!
YO! What's this crap all about? I already went t'school -- I ain't a college man! I got all the skills I'll ever need.
[He sighs.]
I don't know what this 'final destination' crap is but I don't like the sound'a it. I mean -- I'm used t'bein' told I'm gonna die or whatever, and I always make it out alright since I'm so freakin' fast and all, but I don't think I'm likin' the sound'a this.
Uh, so ... REDs! Doc! Fat-Man! Mumbles, Hardhat, Snipes, Spy, Demo, Soldier ... anyone around? I mean I know yer all old as shit 'n everythin' but Ma always told me yer never too old for college so maybe some'a you guys are here? Hopefully.
As for everyone else! Name's Scout. I'm the fastest man alive 'n if ya don't wanna hear it then I welcome ya to race me! I'm also real freakin' awesome at baseball, no joke. I'm always up for a game.
I'm also single, so babes, feel free t'meet me 'round my dorm: [Pause, sound of papers rustling as he looks for something with his address.] BE-16.
Guess that's it! Catch ya later!
[audio]
Are we talkin' baby kitten size or bigger than your head and heavier than a bowling ball size?
[audio]
A foot across. Seriously.
[Not even close, Scout.]
[audio]
Maybe I underestimated you.
[HE STILL SOUNDS A LITTLE SKEPTICAL...]
[audio]
[audio]
See if you can handle my class, Adventuring 101.
Name's Rick.