3rd Test: Summer Announcement

[did_well_enough]

Hello again everyone, this is Ms. GLaDOS. To those of you who are new and did not have the pleasure of being in my class, I am the computer teacher in this...fine academy.

[How did she say that with a straight face?]

At any rate, it's been a while since we last spoke, but I've been terribly busy. As such, I couldn't bother wasting my time with such trivial affairs as this. Luckily, I've finished my work so I can take a bit time off to address my students. Since you all mean so much to me, I've decided to host a summer class for Computers 101. That being said, I would like to be able to get into the more complex aspects of computers. Ergo, if you are uninformed in them, I strongly suggest taking up the summer class.

I'm not going to be babying anyone here, so don't expect handouts. You want to learn? Pay attention. That is all.

[PRIVATE TO CAVE JOHNSON]

Sir, the project you requested has been completed. Feel free to stop by my office to pick it up at any time.

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[did_well_enough]

Are you sure? I wouldn't want you to regret it, after all.

[PFTT, like he'd regret it. She knows damn well how Cave works, after. Looks like Caroline good for something in her mind.]

[paysthebills]

[ Cave takes a deep breath, knowing that all efforts to contain himself have been futile at best. He puts his hands on her shoulders, in an effort to convey sincerity. ]

Look. Alright. It's patently obvious I'm interested. What do I need to do to make that happen?

[did_well_enough]

[GLaDOS stiffens once Cave puts his hands on her shoulders. She hates being touched, but for the sake of her plans...and because it's Cave, she'll allow it.]

Very well. I'll need the materials, of course. However, this won't be the same as last time.

I want you to mass produce the Dual Portal Device and the Long Fall Boots. Afterwards, I'm going to need a shipment of them. I've...found a fresh batch of test subjects and would like to get to work.

[paysthebills]

[ Cave raises a brow curiously. He was going to be attempting to mass produce those items anyway, much like the cute little turret on the table. It wouldn't be much trouble at all to send her a shipment. ]

Done. However. I need to know the details for the tests you intend to undergo, along your express and binding agreement to duplicate me a copy of said test results.

I can't just give out shipments of company inventory, you understand. Just covering the expense.

[did_well_enough]

Fair enough, I can't give away too much information, however. It would ruin the surprise. That said, let's just say I'd like to continue to test the device, see if there are any improves to be made or if there are other uses that have been missed and/or undocumented.

As for the results, you can see them all yourself. But if you'd like them in writing as well, that shall not be a problem.

[paysthebills]

[ Cave nodded in contemplation. There was certainly something odd about the deal, but Cave couldn't put his finger on it. Ah, hell with it. He always did like surprises. Especially of the million dollar making variety. He grabs the woman by the hand and shakes all too enthusiastically.]

Then I think we can call our negotiations complete! I'll have your supplies within 24 hours.

[did_well_enough]

Understood. And I shall have a completed parts list done in one.