a MYSTERIOUS TEXT POST appears

[will_be_god]

...I have returned. That is all.

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[anelegantmyth]

Welcome back, I guess?

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[will_be_god]

Hm. That, admittedly, was unexpected.

[anelegantmyth]

What is?

[will_be_god]

Your presence here. Although I suppose something compelled you to this place. The legends, the access to mysterious events, perhaps even my presence here.

[this doesn't exist]

[feelings_of]

[Mister Man why did you have to go and traumatize me that wasn't very nice]

(neither does this)

[will_be_god]

(The universe told me to it isnt about nice)

(or this)

[feelings_of]

[Gee whiz the universe isn't very nice either wtf universe]

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[will_be_god]

(The universe isnt nice thats why i needed to gouge out your third eye and make a death necklace to give your mother because she created a place of violence and I'd do it again)

[Text.]

[jonny_talbain]

Cyrus. I trust your time away was well spent?

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[will_be_god]

It was informative. I could not have learned what I did had I remained here.

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[jonny_talbain]

[He knew Cyrus to be a man of knowledge. Learning things had probably pleased the blue haired man, even if he wasn't exactly one to be 'pleased' by anything.]

That's good. Glad to hear it.

[Text.]

[punchtheflute]

[Oh man - this guy again. Interesting!]

Welcome back, Professor! Make sure to behave, OK??

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[will_be_god]

That is not something you need instruct me on.

Although...I am curious. You feel the need to tell me this. Why?

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[punchtheflute]

I heard about the time you tried to end the universe, that's why. You probably shouldn't do that? I mean, that's pretty bad behavior, right? I live here, after all.

[iamtheeggman]

GO AWAY.

[will_be_god]

I understand something better now. I understand your inner workings...

[iamtheeggman]

Is that right.

Tell me, I'm just DYING to know what you understand about me so well.

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[twotailedgenius]

[Huh. There's someone Tails didn't expect to see again. Though, granted, he hadn't known him all that well other than attending a few of his classes. Would he even remember Tails?]

Welcome back, Professor Cyrus.

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[will_be_god]

I returned to fulfill a purpose. What is yours?

[pyroblasters]

Is that supposed to mean something? Pyrrhon doesn't exactly recognize you!

[will_be_god]

Clearly that means you arrived in my absence. My name is Cyrus, and I am the ethics teacher here.

I welcome you to my teachings.

[pyroblasters]

Ethics, huh? Eh, doesn't sound like the kinda stuff Pyrrhon would go for. Not all that exciting!

Besides, Gods don't really need mortal standards of ethics anyway!

[kumagypsy]

Oh, boy, party time.

[will_be_god]

I see. Your reaction is noted.

[kumagypsy]

[Snerk.] I'm just joshin' you, man. But, eh, nice to see you again?