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[will_be_god]

...I have returned. That is all.

Comments

[Threadjack - if no one wants Knuckles here I can delete this!]

[monotreme_101]

They're made out of cheap junk and way too easy to smash! Everyone knows that!

Re: [Threadjack - if no one wants Knuckles here I can delete this!]

[iamtheeggman]

NOBODY ASKED YOU!!!

Re: [Threadjack - if no one wants Knuckles here I can delete this!]

[will_be_god]

He is close.

You build them to achieve your own power. They are too single-minded.

[iamtheeggman]

...

THAT'S WHAT AN ARMY OF ROBOT MINIONS IS FOR!!!

[will_be_god]

Overwhelming force is a flaw itself.

[iamtheeggman]

OH REALLY. And what do you call your precious Team Galactic, hm? A SOCIAL CLUB?!

[will_be_god]

An organization devoted to the betterment of all creation.

A far cry from an army, meant for domination and war.

[iamtheeggman]

That's funny, because you know what I'd call it?

A CULT.

[will_be_god]

Call it what you will. It only matters what we will achieve.

[iamtheeggman]

I want to rule the world. You want genocide. And you think I'M the crazy one?

[will_be_god]

Power for power's sake is a dry, barren desert.

Genocide. I, oddly enough, thought better of you. Elaborate on how you believe that my goal matches the qualifications.

[iamtheeggman]

...Wiping out all life on Earth except that which you deem worthy doesn't sound enough like genocide to YOU?!

[will_be_god]

How distant from my true cause. Do you believe they would be saved? I will not spare anybody, not on this world, not in any worthless world. If anything, the term you seek is omnicide.

But, as it has been said, death is only the beginning. From that ending, a new beginning for everything will arise. All will be purified and live anew.

[iamtheeggman]

DO YOU EVEN LISTEN TO YOURSELF?! HOW IS IT YOU CAN CONSIDER ME THE MADMAN HERE?!

[will_be_god]

I see. You are unwilling to address my words.

It is commonplace to view upheaval as madness. Yet you must be accustomed to hearing the same.

[iamtheeggman]

YOU'RE THE ONE NOT LISTENING TO ME.

YOU WANT TO END ALL LIFE ON EARTH.

YOU'RE A PSYCHOTIC OMNICIDAL MANIAC.

AND SOMEHOW YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE MORAL HIGH GROUND OVER ME.

[will_be_god]

Your end goal is the utter servitude of all others. My end goal is a universe without strife.

Destruction is not my aim, merely a step along the way.

[iamtheeggman]

...I am SO going to robotisize you first when I get it working again.

[will_be_god]

...You did so before. Clearly I am not still in that state.

[iamtheeggman]

No, but I'm looking forward to FIXING that problem.

[will_be_god]

It will not happen.

[iamtheeggman]

Keep telling yourself that.

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