Soryk 'Val' Val'kaeon 🗡️ (
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I should like to say that I, personally, am quite relieved to have not fallen in love with a cow this year. Mind you, there is nothing wrong with a tender steak dinner. Simply that a line ought to be drawn between loving animals and... well.
[Soryk pauses.]
Loving animals.
[With a flick of his wrist, he continues.]
On a related subject, after a good deal of thought, I have decided it is far past the time in which I should like some information on the creatures we refer to as 'Pokémon.' Their properties, naturally, and other such traits.
[Someone's poisoning extravaganza didn't go quite the way he planned.] For instance, what allows a Pokémon to die and yet, miraculously return from the dead? Eating habits. Life cycles. And so on.
I always thought they were merely animals with a higher intelligence than that of a house pet, yet it seems there is something more to them. If you are a Pokémon, share with me some about yourself. If you have a Pokémon, tell me about your companion. I would very much appreciate it.
[Soryk pauses.]
Loving animals.
[With a flick of his wrist, he continues.]
On a related subject, after a good deal of thought, I have decided it is far past the time in which I should like some information on the creatures we refer to as 'Pokémon.' Their properties, naturally, and other such traits.
[Someone's poisoning extravaganza didn't go quite the way he planned.] For instance, what allows a Pokémon to die and yet, miraculously return from the dead? Eating habits. Life cycles. And so on.
I always thought they were merely animals with a higher intelligence than that of a house pet, yet it seems there is something more to them. If you are a Pokémon, share with me some about yourself. If you have a Pokémon, tell me about your companion. I would very much appreciate it.
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[It was a long time before he'd extend even the tiniest amount of trust or goodwill towards any Human. Felicia had taught him to appreciate them somewhat back when he was at Capcom High. But still.]
I prefer a weapon with a blunt edge. If I want sharp, I've plenty of teeth and claws.
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Amusingly, this is the most he's spoken with people in some years.]
Right. I suppose an animal would have access to such things. [But he's not an animal and would never care to be. He likes keeping his hands clean.] That must be immensely practical. If not here, then certainly wherever it was you came from.
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[Remind him, Jon, to one day tell you about when he used to work for people called the Grey Wolves.]
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[He has not yet learned of the Worgen.]
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[There. Be educated, Sir.]
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[His interest is piqued, well and truly.]