Soryk 'Val' Val'kaeon 🗡️ (
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I should like to say that I, personally, am quite relieved to have not fallen in love with a cow this year. Mind you, there is nothing wrong with a tender steak dinner. Simply that a line ought to be drawn between loving animals and... well.
[Soryk pauses.]
Loving animals.
[With a flick of his wrist, he continues.]
On a related subject, after a good deal of thought, I have decided it is far past the time in which I should like some information on the creatures we refer to as 'Pokémon.' Their properties, naturally, and other such traits.
[Someone's poisoning extravaganza didn't go quite the way he planned.] For instance, what allows a Pokémon to die and yet, miraculously return from the dead? Eating habits. Life cycles. And so on.
I always thought they were merely animals with a higher intelligence than that of a house pet, yet it seems there is something more to them. If you are a Pokémon, share with me some about yourself. If you have a Pokémon, tell me about your companion. I would very much appreciate it.
[Soryk pauses.]
Loving animals.
[With a flick of his wrist, he continues.]
On a related subject, after a good deal of thought, I have decided it is far past the time in which I should like some information on the creatures we refer to as 'Pokémon.' Their properties, naturally, and other such traits.
[Someone's poisoning extravaganza didn't go quite the way he planned.] For instance, what allows a Pokémon to die and yet, miraculously return from the dead? Eating habits. Life cycles. And so on.
I always thought they were merely animals with a higher intelligence than that of a house pet, yet it seems there is something more to them. If you are a Pokémon, share with me some about yourself. If you have a Pokémon, tell me about your companion. I would very much appreciate it.
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Amusingly, this is the most he's spoken with people in some years.]
Right. I suppose an animal would have access to such things. [But he's not an animal and would never care to be. He likes keeping his hands clean.] That must be immensely practical. If not here, then certainly wherever it was you came from.
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[Remind him, Jon, to one day tell you about when he used to work for people called the Grey Wolves.]
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[He has not yet learned of the Worgen.]
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[There. Be educated, Sir.]
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[His interest is piqued, well and truly.]