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20th-May-2014 09:09 pm - [audio]
[The silence is probably more enjoyable than whatever condescending tone Soryk wears.]

How good to speak with you all again. And for those of you who do not know me, or have for one reason or another, forgotten me, do pay a visit to the poisons instruction room and I imagine I would be pleased to make your acquaintance.

With that aside, there are two things of import I should like to discuss. One being the final exam for my class. I have chosen a suitable challenge that I think will be more of use.

Each student has been assigned a specific plant and a specific poison, along with the procedures required to make the final result. The final product must be delivered to me prior to the gala, otherwise I will be barring you from attending. Simple, no?

[He laughs. That horrible, obnoxious laugh. No, seriously. Who let him out of his cage.]
insanecharisma: ([smile] akin to sinister)
20th-Mar-2014 09:10 pm - 002 | Text
This is completely hypothetical, trust me.

Okay so say you had some guy who was bugging you, to, say, I don't know, work out more and frankly you couldn't give too much of a care about doing that because you look just fine as you are.

And let's say, hypothetically, you had a weird dream last night about firing custard out of say, I don't know, a catapult or a cannon but probably more likely the first one.

What would be the best kind of material to built said custard-firing contraption with?

As a note this is completely hypothetical and I would never support such a thing. If, however, you come up with a good answer, you will get bonus points in my class.

Again, thank you for indulging this hypothetical situation.

Have a good night.
bigcountry: (pic#7271525)
21st-Dec-2013 11:37 pm - 001 | Voice
Well well. Looks like I came at a good time. [Letting out a small chuckle and a whistle.]

Howdy, my name's Grit and I'll be your teacher for Information Technology and Logic. Y'know the simple stuff. It'll be my first class so try to go easy on me.

Now... what else do I need to know to be successful? I'll tell you this much... I'm gonna try and avoid any strange plants that pop up. Nothin' good comes from the strange plants.

[He hums a bit before shutting the feed off.]
bigcountry: (pic#6361223)
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