[Text] She's heard of jet lag but this is ridiculous.

[fullunlifeconsequences]

I've heard so much about the distortion of time here, but this is the first time I've experienced it myself. At least, I think it is... When I decided it was time to come back, it was July. I thought I might have a month of summer vacation left here to settle back in before having to teach again. Perhaps I'll have more, since it's too late in the year to bother picking it back up.

...Unfortunately for you students, that was a joke. As much as I'd like to slack off until September... We'll start with a test on Monday to see what I you remember.

For those of you who aren't familiar with me, my name is Blacky. I teach psychology. For those of you who are, I'm sorry for leaving without notice. I probably owe an explanation, but I wouldn't know where to begin. Let's leave it in mystery, then. Especially since I can't go back until it's July here... I'd rather not blow up the universe.

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[fullunlifeconsequences]

I'm asking what you want to accomplish by just posting ellipsis at me. I should have just gone with my first instinct and ignored it.

[thepartysjustbegun]

I don't really know what I was thinking, but it could just be that you're difficult to ignore.

[fullunlifeconsequences]

If only that were true.

[thepartysjustbegun]

You keep responding to me, so I suppose I'm difficult to ignore, too.

I've done a lot of thinking since you've disappeared, and maybe I do have things to say, but I assume you're too emotionless to care about any of it. "I don't love you anymore" would just fly past your shoulder and there's no going back to how things used to be before the first time we dated because you are ultimately dead and nothing means a thing to you, as you have no feelings whatsoever.

Trust me, I don't want to care either, but unfortunately, I'm still alive.

I'll keep it to that.

[fullunlifeconsequences]

[The only reason she bangs her face against her desk more than once is because it doesn't hurt enough to make her feel stupid for doing it.]

I do so have feelings.
The least you could have done was made that private, but after last time that's obviously too much to ask. I am so done with men.

[thepartysjustbegun]

yeah yeah you're a liar i know that

Yes, it would have been so considerate of me to continue keeping our interactions a secret from the whole school, but you said you don't have feelings. It wouldn't matter to you if I announced in my next video entry with all the cool things we've done together and how much I loved and cared for you, just so the whole school could finally know.

Or I'll save that for graduation, but if I'm dating someone new by then which is totally not the ever so elegant sand thief princess nabooru, that's going to be very awkward because then she'll know I dated a morbidly depressed lump of redead.

[insert scream]

[fullunlifeconsequences]

Please don't date my only friend, I'll have to kill myself all over again.

Do what you want. I can't care, remember.

[thepartysjustbegun]

I'm going to buy her nice things and we're going to have sloppy makeouts in the Spirit Temple lobby. I'll let you borrow my suicide knife if you need it!

You're sending me mixed signals with the private mode comment, but alright!

[fullunlifeconsequences]

Grose

[WELL FINE SHE'S NOT GOING TO GIVE HIM THE SATISFACTION OF A RESPONSE]

[thepartysjustbegun]

Shut up! I keep my knives well sterilized after every use!