[Text] She's heard of jet lag but this is ridiculous.

[fullunlifeconsequences]

I've heard so much about the distortion of time here, but this is the first time I've experienced it myself. At least, I think it is... When I decided it was time to come back, it was July. I thought I might have a month of summer vacation left here to settle back in before having to teach again. Perhaps I'll have more, since it's too late in the year to bother picking it back up.

...Unfortunately for you students, that was a joke. As much as I'd like to slack off until September... We'll start with a test on Monday to see what I you remember.

For those of you who aren't familiar with me, my name is Blacky. I teach psychology. For those of you who are, I'm sorry for leaving without notice. I probably owe an explanation, but I wouldn't know where to begin. Let's leave it in mystery, then. Especially since I can't go back until it's July here... I'd rather not blow up the universe.

Comments

[shootmedown]

...

[that is exactly what he typed. he is going to sign off now, evil dead rabbit bitch]

((welcome back, Shocky!!!))

Best welcome party ever.

[fullunlifeconsequences]

Real mature.

[I'M A DOOOOOG. Also Blacky is going to pretend she doesn't deserve this. But she totally does.]

Re: Best welcome party ever.

[thepartysjustbegun]

[Leon checks back the next day]

Oh yes, like you're the prominent goddess of Maturity yourself.

[I DID CALL YOU BITCH, DIDN'T I? He wants to call you a big fat hypocrite too for leaving without saying anything, but he's just going to sign off again.]

[fullunlifeconsequences]

I could be worse, I could be YOU. [No, that's not going to work. Delete delete.]

What do you want, Leon.

[thepartysjustbegun]

Right. You could totally be a loving young gentleman who doesn't sleep around and use people

[Why does he keep checking back here?]

Not sure what you're implying there or what it has to do with anything, but okay.

[fullunlifeconsequences]

I'm asking what you want to accomplish by just posting ellipsis at me. I should have just gone with my first instinct and ignored it.

[thepartysjustbegun]

I don't really know what I was thinking, but it could just be that you're difficult to ignore.

[fullunlifeconsequences]

If only that were true.

[thepartysjustbegun]

You keep responding to me, so I suppose I'm difficult to ignore, too.

I've done a lot of thinking since you've disappeared, and maybe I do have things to say, but I assume you're too emotionless to care about any of it. "I don't love you anymore" would just fly past your shoulder and there's no going back to how things used to be before the first time we dated because you are ultimately dead and nothing means a thing to you, as you have no feelings whatsoever.

Trust me, I don't want to care either, but unfortunately, I'm still alive.

I'll keep it to that.

[thewunderkind]

Let's leave at a mystery? Really?!

[fullunlifeconsequences]

It isn't even an exciting mystery. I just went to Kanto.

[thewunderkind]

So why did you say it was a mystery.

[fullunlifeconsequences]

Because I'm not willing to delve into the reasons or the things that happened there.

[QUICK BLACKY CHANGE THE TOPIC.]

What have I missed in the one month that's passed here?

[thewunderkind]

Yeah okay.

[SHE'S ON TO YOU BUT SHE'LL ANSWER ANYWAY.]

Right now there's a male and female pageant contest and lots of us have been signed up against our will.

So...same old.

[fullunlifeconsequences]

...Oh. That must be the contest I was supposed to enter as a condition for getting my job back. I assumed it was Crazy Hand's fruit basket sweepstakes again.

I take it you're in it as well?

[thewunderkind]

Yeaaah.

Seriously? Why do they want us parading around in a dress?! This is so so sooooo dumb!

[fullunlifeconsequences]

It isn't that bad. [But Blacky almost always wears a dress.] I just hope some of the men here behave themselves.

[Slightly private???]

[punchtheflowers]

Huh. I was kinda the same - I think I was gone around five months, but I got back in less than two. But I'm not allowed near Johto unless I run into myself or somethin'.

You didn't... forget anything when you came back, did you?

[fullunlifeconsequences]

I don't think so, but... I suppose if I did forget something I wouldn't really know what I forgot.

[punchtheflowers]

...Huh. That's kind've a good point.

But you still recognize people 'round the school though, right?

/spams this icon

[fullunlifeconsequences]

So far. Unfortunately, in some cases. There are a few unfamiliar names on the network but it looks like they registered after I left, anyway.

What did you forget?

[punchtheflowers]

Uh, not me. I hitched a ride with a time travelin' fairy, so I think I'm safe.

Some other people have, though. It... just kinda sucks.

[fullunlifeconsequences]

Ah. Other people who have come back with no recollection of the school at all, you mean.

[She's seen it before.]

It is hard to be forgotten by someone you care for, isn't it?

[You are one to talk, Miss Voluntary Amnesia.]

[punchtheflowers]

[He doesn't really want to say anything about Red or Bulba, so he's not gonna comment on that. But yeah. Even being forgotten a little was a punch to the gut.]

...Well, at least you're in one piece.

[fullunlifeconsequences]

At least. It's good to see everything here seems to be about the same as when I left it, too.