[video] (short and not-so-sweet)

[justamercenaryman]

I do not do pageants.

The next person to ask me to do this pageant nonsense will lose an arm.

Comments

Sparkling Video Response

[ihateplumbers]

But you have such beautiful lady-hair.

video (oh dear goodness XD)

[justamercenaryman]

I do not.

Yeah welcome to Bowser being a troll

[ihateplumbers]

Madam, it's such lovely lady-hair, I'm surprised you didn't sign up immediately.

god the shota eyes are creepy XD

[justamercenaryman]

Get lost, creature.

[ihateplumbers]

But, Lady Lovelyhair, you'd be so beautiful in a little dress on a little stage, don't you think so?

[justamercenaryman]

No.

[ihateplumbers]

Is you grumpy, Princess Prettylocks? Does you need a little nap?

[justamercenaryman]

[ okay, that's it. ]

I will skin you alive next time I see you.

[ihateplumbers]

Braver women than you have tried, chump.

[justamercenaryman]

Except that I'm not a woman and I don't make empty threats.

[ihateplumbers]

Yeah that's a super cute idea, Lady Sparklehair. I'm a king. You're some sort of tiny girl.

Anyway, you have a fun day standing in front of your mirror and trying to figure out which skirt goes with your blouse for the next two hours.

::The video feed cuts off abruptly::

[justamercenaryman]

[ and Navarre destroys another computer with his sword. ]