[001S] - Video

[loveisbloominginmypants]

[Snake is propped back in his chair, feet on the desk for his computer. He appears to be flipping through a file and folder. His tone is muffled as he's behind the folder. He doesn't bother to show much aside from the top of his head and the wisps of brown hair here and there.

...He looks like he just got out of bed. Evidently being proactive when Metal Gear isn't involved isn't one of his strong suits. Then again, all he was ever doing in Alaska was drinking and smoking while he tried to figure out what the hell the Patriots were up to. The man knows a healthy lifestyle when it slaps him one in the face.]

The name's Lieutenant Pliskin. This is for the students of Boxes 101. Come on time or don't come at all.

[He's real good with introductions.]


Hey, blonde bombshell, let's paint the town red tomorrow.

[Or pink. Or white. Or any other colours for Valentine's Day. It's not his scene, but why not? Hot lady on a romantic day. He's sure to score, right?]

You can show me the sights.

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[private]

[temptedthesnake]

[HAHA. OH... WOW.]

Mm. I'd like that.

[EVA what are you doing.]

[private]

[loveisbloominginmypants]

[This day just got ten times as awesome.

He looks over his folder to her as though he can't believe it.]

Great. Where do you want to meet up?

[And then he's looking back through his files.]

not here

[codec]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

WHAT WHAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

LOOK AT YOUR LIFE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES.

THIS FATE COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED IF THERE WAS A SASSY CHINESE AMERICAN FRIEND INVOLVED.

[video]

[hissyfit]

Boxes 101? Really?

[video]

[loveisbloominginmypants]

... [He eyes Eli.]

Yeah. Gotta problem?

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[pokemontrainer]

Boxes are kinda self explanatory, don't you think?

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[loveisbloominginmypants]

[Snake is really too lazy to type this shit out. But he'll at least read what Red has to say.]

You'd think, but apparently not.

[thewunderkind]

...Boxes 101...

[loveisbloominginmypants]

That's what I said.

[Videro]

[tatsumi_k]

What the hell. A class about boxes? How fuckin' lame is that?

[Video]

[loveisbloominginmypants]

Then don't come. It's as easy as that, kid.

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[icequeen_aran]

[Snake that's your mom Snake that's your mom Snake that's your mom

no you know what

Not even going to say anything.

You have fun with that.]

You're the epitome of professional looking, Pliskin.

[Private]
[She's otherwise noticed Snake has been around, but has been keeping her distance for a variety of reasons.]

It took you long enough to get here at any rate.

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[loveisbloominginmypants]

[He stares at her. Yeah. He remembers.]

Don't I know it.


[Private]
[Snake's quiet for a few moments. She seriously infodumped on him. Enough that he almost didn't come at all.]

I've been here. Just been busy.

[Audio; Private]

[whitedeviljack]

Snake?! Snake when did you get here?

[Oh Snake, you're so sneaky. That's so like you, you sneaky... sneaky jerk sneaky mcsneaker coolguy person.]

[Audio; Private]

[loveisbloominginmypants]

[Yup yup. Fawn over him indeed.]

When you were busy looking the other way. I thought you'd be better at this by now.

[RAIDEN WHY ARE YOU SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT. No, seriously. You're okay.]

[star_punched]

Boxin' 101?

[loveisbloominginmypants]

Boxes. Not boxing.

[psinothing]

[Pliskin? That sounds familiar somehow. But Jeff's memories of certain age-altering hot springs are a little fuzzy, considering certain other body-swapping incidents that happened at that same time. OH WELL. ANYWAY.]

Boxes?

[loveisbloominginmypants]

Boxes. That's what I said.

[He looks over the edge of his file to Jeff. He doesn't seem to know him. Yet.]

You all hard of hearing or something?

[majorcrotchgrab]

... Boxes.

[loveisbloominginmypants]

That's what I said. Boxes.

TIME FOR ICON SPAM THAT DOESN'T EXIST

[inferiordestiny]

[Boxes... out of all class ideas... boxes...]

[inferiordestiny]

[Wait a minute.]

[pitticus]

[Hey, wait a minute! Pit could have sworn he knew this guy from somewhere before. And his name sure wasn't Pliskin! Hmm. Maybe he was just imagining things. After all, he looks pretty standard as far as appearances go.]

Boxes? What do you do in a class about Boxes?

[loveisbloominginmypants]

[Nop. Pit. That other dude was totally Pliskin, too. THIS IS LIKE TWIN PLISKIN TIME. Or something.]

Uh...

[Snake... doesn't actually know.]

Talk about the use of boxes... I guess.

[Awwright, Snake. You're so professional.]

[inferiordestiny]

... You look a lot like someone I know.

[loveisbloominginmypants]

[.........
Are you who he thinks you are?]

Oh, yeah?

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[temporality]

... Boxes 101.

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[loveisbloominginmypants]

You got it in one. Good to know you've got ears.

Sorry Bro

[lovebloomsonabattlefield]

...Boxes?

WHY DON'T I BELIEVE YOU.

[loveisbloominginmypants]

You have something against boxes?

[Oops. He almost called you by name, but then people would see through his horrible disguise and realise he's the Snake.]