Christmas presents - Entry #2

[staygold-wario.livejournal.com]

[Wario was unfortunately roped into the stupid Secret Santa thing. He doesn't want to do it. His victim is Max. Max was that big, burly guy cooking steaks at that barbecue, right? Ugh.

To Max: Wario leaves one (1) raw steak pinned to Max's door, with a note saying "To Max. From: Your Secret Santa."

He decides to leave other gifts for people too. The only person who receives a note telling who the gift is from is Waluigi.

To Waluigi: Wario leaves three (3) large eggplants. Plus a copy of his newest WarioWare game so he can play it and tell his friends how awesome it is. :|

To Goose: Wario leaves one (1) bottle of hair gel. Too bad the gel is actually a mixture of glue and ketchup. Have fun with that one.

To Bowser: Bowser finds a beautifully-wrapped box outside of his door. Inside is a bob-omb.

To Peach: Wario leaves a book entitled "How to stop being Kidnapped Constantly."

To Luigi: Wario leaves a two-dollar plunger. Since he's a plumber.

To Daisy: Wario leaves a bucket of snails.]

Comments

[pink-shroom.livejournal.com]

[...The book became buried under her closet and was never read ever.]

[ihateplumbers.livejournal.com]

::You'll get yours, you fat oaf::

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

::Why is there a steak nailed to my door. This makes no sense. It's been out here for who knows how long. Can I even make this thing. What is this gift. This is. I don't even.::

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

[... YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU]

[givemeyouranswerdo]

[The next day, Wario would find the bucket dumped onto his bed while he was away.]