http://goldtrainer.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] goldtrainer.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2011-11-17 10:56 pm

chapter 5 - video

[Oh, a video of everyone's favorite hyperactive, idiot trainer boy. But something clearly isn't right. His cheeks are tear-stained, there's a bright streak of blood across his forehead, and most disturbingly, his hat is missing. Something clearly is not right.]

There's something everyone needs to know! I'll tell you what happened, alright?

This afternoon, I took my Jumpluff out to go train in the forest near the school. While we were out there, I found something really, really disturbing. If you're sensitive to stuff usually, you might wanna not listen...

[Gold leans in towards the camera with wide eyes.]

I FOUND A DEAD BODY.

That's right! I really did. Deep in the heart of the forest, just leaning up against a tree. He had a big... gash in his stomach and he had bled so much. I didn't know he was dead or if he was just unconscious and I don't know how to check. My Pokemon and I, we carried him into the city and to the hospital.

[He starts tearing up a little bit.]

It's sad... I started thinking about if he had a family or who was gonna miss him now. They told me that someone probably killed him and he was probably... that he had probably been dead for a couple of days. [Deep breath.] I'm really freaked out. I just want everyone to know SOMEONE DANGEROUS IS OUT THERE!
raced_god: (MINDSTOP)

[personal profile] raced_god 2011-11-18 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not a murderer.

[Except he totally is. It's all about the context, bro.]

[identity profile] whitedeviljack.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
A pyromaniac, and a liar. Does Andy Summer ring any bells?

You double park, burned all my Contra games and you're a coward on top of all that.
raced_god: (No. I must serve this cake.)

[personal profile] raced_god 2011-11-18 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone. Is buttmad.
raced_god: (Can't hear you over how great I am)

[personal profile] raced_god 2011-11-18 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! And yet you seem continually surprised and hurt that I am, indeed, an asshole!

[identity profile] whitedeviljack.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Y... YEAH. ...YEAH THAT'S RIGHT.]

Why don't you stop being an asshole for once? I've never done anything to you!
raced_god: (So then I said.)

[personal profile] raced_god 2011-11-18 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, except accuse me of murder.
raced_god: (:D)

[personal profile] raced_god 2011-11-18 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
You just get so mad at so many stupid things.
raced_god: (Gendo)

[personal profile] raced_god 2011-11-18 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
You parked in my spot.
raced_god: (Poutyface)

[personal profile] raced_god 2011-11-18 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
My car requires two spots.

[identity profile] whitedeviljack.livejournal.com 2011-11-19 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Why can't you drive a normal car?
raced_god: (Y SO SRS)

[personal profile] raced_god 2011-11-19 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
What, like with wheels? You people have to stop living in the stone age.

[identity profile] whitedeviljack.livejournal.com 2011-11-20 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah with wheels, there's nothing wrong with wheels.
raced_god: (grumble grumble)

[personal profile] raced_god 2011-11-20 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
There's everything wrong with wheels, oh my God you people are all so primitive.

[identity profile] whitedeviljack.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Everyone around here uses them.
raced_god: (It are a fact.)

[personal profile] raced_god 2011-11-23 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Everyone around here is primitive.