http://overtimemode.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] overtimemode.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2011-11-07 03:37 pm

[Video; Backdated to November 1st]

[The video feed shows the aftermath of some kind of war zone, involving eggs and condoms and rubble everywhere. It pans slowly over the carnage, silent but for the distant sounds of night traffic, and then turns around to the holder of the camera. He looks. Kinda pissed. And still in his tuxedo from the Masquerade, as he just got in.]

Pardon my French here but what the fuck is this?

[END VIDEO.]

Video

[identity profile] jonny-talbain.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Judging by the number of condoms and eggs splattered about, I'd suggest it was a Chicken Orgy. And whoever was on top obviously likes a bit of rough... are those bits of your wall?

[identity profile] shootgeodudes.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
My do some of the students at this school have some strength in their arm. It seems you have become the unfortunate victim of a prank gone too far.

[identity profile] shootgeodudes.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
It is all fun and games until I personally get hurt?

Well, I know that both Goose and Ron Delite are members of the security team, but I do not know which of them would claim leadership.

[identity profile] shootgeodudes.livejournal.com 2011-11-09 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose you are right about that wall part.

As an apology, when they are rebuilding, I will do my part. Best of luck with the security team.

[not here]

[identity profile] yellow-binesi.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
[And Alex was laughing his head off in his room as he watched this video. WHAT A MASTERPIECE HIM AND HIS BUDDIES MADE WOOHOOO]

[also not here]

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Next time they see each other? HIGH. FIVE.]

[Video]

[identity profile] angst-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
[X just... stares. Whoa. Most of his usual coworkers can fire missiles out of random orifices, and even then, this is one of the worst morning-after messes he's seen in a while.]

If I had to hazard a guess, somebody threw a party in your place and forgot to invite you. This happened without you knowing about it...?

[Video]

[identity profile] zerosdeadagain.livejournal.com 2011-11-09 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
At the risk of asking the obvious... you did lock your door, right?
thedesertrose: ([concerned] what ARE those ears :|)

Video

[personal profile] thedesertrose 2011-11-08 10:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Nabooru doesn't...

...Doesn't even know.]

Just notify the headmaster.

[BY THE GODDESS SOMETIMES SHE HATES KIDS OKAY.]
thedesertrose: ([focused] nothing more than an obstacle)

Re: Video

[personal profile] thedesertrose 2011-11-08 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
They may or may not do anything.

Goose, one of those in charge of security, also has a lot of surveillance cameras around the academy. He might be able to tell us if we have some in the dormitories and faculty quarters.

[She's actually being helpful for once. What a concept.]
thedesertrose: ([serious] follow my orders)

Re: Video

[personal profile] thedesertrose 2011-11-08 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know about Ron, but I can pretty much guarantee Goose was probably off drinking enough to forget the night. If I know him at all, anyway.

It sounds like you're not the only one who's dealing with the after effects, Professor.

[video]

[identity profile] badasscopters.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Funny, that's what it is.

[Goose has to place a hand over his mouth to try to hide his chuckling.

It isn't really working.
]

Re: [video]

[identity profile] badasscopters.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
If you think I'm gonna lose my job over this, you ain't really been here long enough.

[Frank do you see some of the people on staff. SERIOUSLY. THEY'RE LIKE, ALMOST AS BAD AS GOOSE IS. ALMOST.]

Re: [video]

[identity profile] badasscopters.livejournal.com 2011-11-09 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Tall talk you got there. Think you'd be able to do much and get by the crazy headmaster?

[And by that, he means, "Don't slip on the orange juice on your way to the station."]

[Audio]

[identity profile] icequeen-aran.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
...Ah.

You're in Kyle's dorm.

[identity profile] icequeen-aran.livejournal.com 2011-11-09 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Congratulations, you're the proud owner of a wall that gets habitually broken.

You should make friends with Flint. He's a maintenance technician.
ext_988024: (Fucen asshole)

[identity profile] dothelokomotion.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
The same thing unfortunately seems to have happened to my room.

[audio]

[identity profile] pitticus.livejournal.com 2011-11-09 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Aaaaah! Talk about disaster! What happened?

[identity profile] using-science.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
...Is it a crime scene?

[She hopes...No that would be terrible to hope for that, would it.]