A Maxmessage

[tank_rockarms]

Yeah okay so, I realize the moon's fallin' down and everything's crazy and somebody stole some masks, but whoever's sendin' a bunch of cheapass robots all over the volcano needs to let up with the cheapass robots. They get in my forge, I gotta bap 'em, a little... rabbit or squirrel or puppy pops out... and then I got all of this extra broken robot junk just lyin' around and all of these tiny animals hangin' around all happy that they ain't inside of a robot no more. I'm tryin' to make extra weapons in case of, you know, more giant monster attack things.

Just keep your puppy-powered robots out of my stuff.

Comments

[iamtheeggman]

THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT PART!! HAVE YOU SEEN HIS BICEPS?! THEY'RE THE SIZE OF MY HEAD!!

[lovely_wind]

Well, if you're both going to share the same space, why don't you try working together? You both like building things!

[iamtheeggman]

ME? Work with HIM!?!

[lovely_wind]

Perhaps the two of you could make your robots stronger! He could test them for you!

[She sounds entirely too excited about this, like a mom setting up a playdate with kids or something.]

[iamtheeggman]

BUT I DON'T WANNA!!

[lovely_wind]

I think it would be a wonderful opportunity! And you have so much in common already!

[iamtheeggman]

I don't want ANYONE who had something to do with the Egg Carrier's crash anywhere NEAR my lab! Who know what they'd try to do to my stuff when I'm not looking?!

Besides. I kind of... turned him into a Friendship Pony once by accident, and he's carrying a grudge.

[lovely_wind]

You should really know better than to turn people into Friendship Ponies, then!

[iamtheeggman]

I SAID IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!