flamedog: (don't mess with me)
flamedog ([personal profile] flamedog) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2015-10-27 10:01 pm

An Action Jock

In the evenings, for about half an hour, there is a howling that has struck up over the last three or four nights. The originator of said howls is one Jock ("Jock") the Arcanineā„¢. If you speak either Pogglespeech or Doge, you can understand what is being said:

"Go away, moon."
"Nobody wants you."
"You have a stupid face."
"I'll bite you if you come here."
"You're the worst."
"My mom could kick your butt."
"You can't even handle this, bro."
"Leave and don't come back."
"You're a stupid moon."
"I'll set you on fire if you don't go back to where you're supposed to be."

Maybe someone should tell him to shut up. Or maybe someone should join him to tell the moon what's for.
whirlwind_wolfman: (Wolf Pb - Shit just got real)

[personal profile] whirlwind_wolfman 2015-10-28 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Terrible oh god terrible everything is awful I can't change back and spend all my time in pain and wanting to break the world in two. How's your day, then?]
whirlwind_wolfman: (Wolf - Yell)

[personal profile] whirlwind_wolfman 2015-10-28 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[No, better that you didn't - When I'm changed by the moon I have a terrible habit of wanting to kill everything. I'd sooner not be near anyone. I'd sooner kill the moon.]