This here's one very confused bat. (Mass e-mail)

[sexyspybat]

 Hello, Smash Academy. My name is Rouge the Bat, and I'll be another security guard.

...Or at least I would be if there was even a school to guard!! What on Mobius happened here?! The place is a mess and half the buildings are rubble!! And what was that giant walking mountain?!

[Private to Eggman]

Wanton destruction? This sounds like one of your schemes, Eggman. But that didn't look like a robot. If it's not you destroying everything, then who is it? Any ideas?

[Private to Knuckles]

Hello, sweetie. Miss me?

Comments

[vela_nova]

Fair is fair. Agreed.

[sexyspybat]

[pfff. Okay, now for the best pile of bullshit she could haul in:]

One time.... erm, we got caught by his pastor.

Probably one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. Don't let anyone tell you trying it in "public" is romantic. Getting caught is a dinky shrinker!

Now you.

[vela_nova]

[That was a pretty embarrassing story. BUT...]

...Knuckles has a pastor?

[monotreme_101]

[It's just a Chao I dress up in a robe and collar to confess my sins to. He's an OK guy but I don't think he's really committed to the Cloth.]

[sexyspybat]

[...what]

Who said it was Knuckles? What, you think he and I...? NO! Never! Why would you think such a thing?

do you think we'd make a good couple what

Knux stfu you know he just likes to watch

[vela_nova]

I just... I heard you and he were close! I assumed...

...

Sorry.

...Then who were you with in your story?

Was it Shadow? I bet it was Shadow.

[sexyspybat]

NOW who's invading whose privacy? You haven't even told me your secret yet!

And you don't know him.

[He's a famous actor in a movie and it wasn't even me]

[vela_nova]

It's a reasonable enough question.

[SIGH...]

Sonic is great, okay? He's just... more of a sprinter than a marathon runner...

[sexyspybat]

[BWAHAHAHAHAHA]

Why am I not surprised? Well, hon, I hope you don't worry about it. Guys are complex and their bodies don't always cooperate. If you take nothing else away from it, he just thinks you're that attractive!

Again, you can come to me for tips.

Thanks for sharing This was fun

[Wh--what? Is Rouge actually starting to warm up to Training Bra?]

[vela_nova]

I'm not worried about it! Not at all! He's great, he's wonderful, and I love him. And I really like it when we're together...

W-well... Maybe... We'll see.

[Was Blaze starting to warm up to the nosey bat? It seemed so strange...]

[sexyspybat]

It sounds like you two are pretty serious. All right, then! I won't try to steal him from you! Ahaha!

I'm kidding.

Or am I?

[vela_nova]

You'd better be kidding. Because yes. It IS pretty serious...

At least I think it is...