This here's one very confused bat. (Mass e-mail)

[sexyspybat]

 Hello, Smash Academy. My name is Rouge the Bat, and I'll be another security guard.

...Or at least I would be if there was even a school to guard!! What on Mobius happened here?! The place is a mess and half the buildings are rubble!! And what was that giant walking mountain?!

[Private to Eggman]

Wanton destruction? This sounds like one of your schemes, Eggman. But that didn't look like a robot. If it's not you destroying everything, then who is it? Any ideas?

[Private to Knuckles]

Hello, sweetie. Miss me?

Comments

[sexyspybat]

Ah. You can lead a horse-face to water, but you can't make her drink.

[babylonmechanic]

It's called having taste, and not wanting to smell like a cheap brothel.

[sexyspybat]

It's also called being socially gimped, but it's just semantics.

[babylonmechanic]

Whatever you say.

Welcome aboard, I can see we're going to get along swimmingly.

[sexyspybat]

Thank you, dear. If nothing else, it'll be loads of fun.