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[machomonotreme]

So, in my time here, I've been doing a lot to increase my physical strength and fighting abilities. I realized just how far I had left to go to achieve my full potential! And now, I found a great new way to work out that will help me get way, way stronger. It's not only about lifting ridiculously heavy stuff but you have to do it FAST. And you get to run and do a bunch of other stuff too, all in the same training session and it's all timed. Sound hard? It is! And it's great!

It's called Crossfit.

Why aren't more people doing this? How come I'm only hearin' about it now? Feel like I'm behind the times, here.

Comments

[monotreme_101]

Sure, OK, I can teach you both of THOSE, too if you want. I got plenty to spare.

[babylonmechanic]

Riiight. You pull off a flight-type trick on an Extreme Gear without punching something out of instinct, and then we can talk.

[monotreme_101]

I'm not talkin' about gears, here. I'm talking about doing whatever it is you can manage to do with your feet and fists. Gears are great but YOU need a few tips on how to be speedy and tough without one.

[babylonmechanic]

Hmph. Not like I need it.

[Private]

[...except after that excursion to the floating island, she knew that was a lie.]

So... What kind of training are we talking here?

[Private.]

[machomonotreme]

Heh. Knew you couldn't resist.

I'm talking some strength training so you can swing that wrench of yours with some force and some combat training to teach you how to really wail on bad guys. Not the kind of stuff I've seen you use before, but some for-real fighting moves to show your enemies who dominates who on the battle field!

Heck. By the time I'm done with you, Storm'll be callin' you Ma'am and making sure he doesn't piss you off!

Re: [Private.]

[babylonmechanic]

He already knows not to piss me off for his own good. But... That might be helpful. Fine. When do we start?

Oh... And if you tell anyone about this, you're gonna wind up with dynamite under your bed.

Re: [Private.]

[monotreme_101]

Like I'd want anyone to know I was trying to turn you into a fighter. Last time I talked about you to anyone I got in trouble.

Tomorrow morning about six, stadium.

Re: [Private.]

[babylonmechanic]

I already said I was sorry about that.

Fine. You'd better be there.

Re: [Private.]

[monotreme_101]

Psh. I'll be there. YOU better be ready to work hard! Drink some coffee or somethin'!