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[charmingribbons]

Hello, Smash Academy! I'm, um... new here. My name is Oren (^_^)/. I'm a Sylveon. A recent transfer from Capcom High, pretty new in town, you know...

Okay, listen （￣□￣;）I'm skipping the pleasantries and just cutting to the chase. I noticed that the coffee shop my ex-classmates recommended to me is boarded up and "closed until further notice." That's creepy enough on its own, but the earthquakes don't help anything.

But I need coffee. I mean, GOOD coffee. The swill in the cafeteria is garbage. Please tell me there's another coffee shop open somewhere else. Anybody?

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[charmingribbons]

Oren cringed at the thought of black coffee, but then considered the fact that it's an acquired taste. He should cut it a break. Even if it was pretty "blech." Besides, if you wanted to taste great coffee, it was best to do so without "additives" to muck it all up.

"Thanks," he smiled graciously as he stepped into the shop, thinking. "Mmm, you smell that? It smells like victory HAPPY is what it smells like is what it smells like!"

He stepped in line. There was maybe... ten people in front of them.

"Ugh," he grunted under his breath. He hopped in place anxiously. "Look at this line. I hope these people hurry it up...!"

[jonny_talbain]

"I'm sure they'll be as expedient as possible - No-one wants to stand in line for any longer than necessary, in my experience."

Hopefully none of the bleary eyed teenagers in line ahead of them were about to prove him wrong.

"So, what do you enjoy beyond coffee? By way of food, I mean. Pokéblocks? Poképuffs?"