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[raw_angel_power]

Guys, you will NOT believe what happened to me! I don't know if anyone noticed, but I've been gone for MONTHS! MONTHS! And guess where I was all this time?

Jail. That's right. I went to jail. It turns out I never repaid the debt I racked up on my credit card since the first time I saved Angel Land and bought stuff off the black market, and the debt collectors who I didn't even know were hounding me finally nabbed me after all these years. Three decades and high interest rates did me in so bad... There were so many zeroes tacked onto that amount that I couldn't count them! Wonderful, incredible, amazing, benevolent, wise and all-the-other-good-adjectives-I-can't-think-of-right-now Lady Palutena was gracious enough to bail me out, but I'm still not a free angel yet. The debt's not completely repaid, so I have to keep shelling hearts out until I'm in the clear. That said, uhh... Does anyone know how I can get that kind of cash fast enough?

Auuugh! And now my credit score is in the pits, too! I'll never be able to buy a house, or a car, or a high-def flat-screen TV even if I wanted to! I might as well resign myself to a life of eternal bumhood...

Uh. Long story short, I'm back. I didn't miss too much, did I?

Comments

[punchtheflute]

Well, I can tell you I've been working for him since October 2013 - that's almost two years ago - and he hasn't done either of those things in the time I've been employed by him. So, it can't be 'all the time'?

I don't know. You're actually being kind of mean? I know time in jail can make you hard - I went to jail once but it was only one night so my soul didn't get crushed by The System - but I never would of guessed it could make even an Angel kind of surly.

[raw_angel_power]

I'm the surly one?! Look, so what if it's not all the time? I may have been exaggerating, but the point is, Bowser kidnaps her and she doesn't like it and wants him to stop and he never learns. If she were here, I'd ask you to go ask her yourself. In fact, she hasn't even been here for almost 2 years! 2013 was 2 years ago!

[punchtheflute]

You are being kind of surly, Pit. I don't know what else I have to tell you to make you understand that you have him wrong? I'm not trying to argue or anything but I care about him. It's kind of upsetting to hear people say stuff like that about him? He's my Boss. He was nice enough to give me a job when I really needed one and I get to see first hand the things he does for this school. You don't.

[raw_angel_power]

Fine, okay. You get to see your side of him. That's something I can never see. But I've got mine, and it's more than enough to convince me he's not all that nice. Maybe you'll see it someday too.

[punchtheflute]

Well, maybe you'll see him the way I see him one day too. That could happen. And don't worry, I won't even say I told you so.

[pitticus]

Maybe I should work for him, then! I've gotta say, I'm kind of interested in seeing this princess snatcher's soft side.

[punchtheflute]

Hmmmm. Well... even if we had this disagreement, I know that you're a good person. If you WANT I can still put in a good word for you.

[....because surely Bowser would never see this on the network and be a petty dick about it. That would never ever happen ever in a trillion billion years.]

[raw_angel_power]

[Pit's laughing all of a sudden.]

He'll probably think I've gone crazy! We don't like each other very much. It's gonna take a lot of good words to get my foot in the door.

[punchtheflute]

[Well DUH Pit if you go around spreading scandalous fabrications about the man how's he going to be OK with you?]

Maybe! But I'll try! We're friends, so, I'll put in as many good words as I can!