insanecharisma: ([smile] akin to arrogance)
Soryk 'Val' Val'kaeon 🗡️ ([personal profile] insanecharisma) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2015-02-21 06:23 pm

[Video] - Cupidbot Aftermath

I should like to say that I, personally, am quite relieved to have not fallen in love with a cow this year. Mind you, there is nothing wrong with a tender steak dinner. Simply that a line ought to be drawn between loving animals and... well.

[Soryk pauses.]

Loving animals.

[With a flick of his wrist, he continues.]

On a related subject, after a good deal of thought, I have decided it is far past the time in which I should like some information on the creatures we refer to as 'Pokémon.' Their properties, naturally, and other such traits.

[Someone's poisoning extravaganza didn't go quite the way he planned.] For instance, what allows a Pokémon to die and yet, miraculously return from the dead? Eating habits. Life cycles. And so on.

I always thought they were merely animals with a higher intelligence than that of a house pet, yet it seems there is something more to them. If you are a Pokémon, share with me some about yourself. If you have a Pokémon, tell me about your companion. I would very much appreciate it.
forgetbeam: (Ouch my pride)

[personal profile] forgetbeam 2015-03-02 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Look how uncomfortable he looks about that.]

As far as I know, nobody who has been affected by something like that really knows how it happened, so there isn't any point in asking! Many woke up here alive and well, while others woke up at their homes as though nothing happened.