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smashacademy2015-02-11 11:49 pm
ihateplumbers) wrote in smashacademy2015-02-11 11:49 pm
[video] Bowser Posts a Thing
So, you're probably all wondering where I've been for the last few days. Literally nobody has noticed or cared I'll let you all know.
I had my time-machine rebuilt, and was off exploring the wonders of history.
Learning about history can be fun. Let me show you some of the wonders.
::Bowser holds a bladed staff weapon up.:: This is a Taiaha. Maori warriors used to use them to invent trench warfare. What's trench warfare, you ask? Nobody knows anymore, because none of the Maori have Taiahas anymore.
::Bowser holds up a set of brushes.:: Did you know that Michelangelo painted a ton of naked people all over a church one time? Well, not without his brushes he didn't. Junior did a much better job at painting it over, anyway.
::Bowser holds up an old camera:: Eadweard Muybridge pioneered stop-motion photography, until his camera went missing. Today he's remembered most for getting away with killing his wife's lover.
::Bowser holds up a series of papers:: Did you know that Canada was supposed to be founded on July 1, 1867, but due to some inconvenient paperwork mistakes, it was actually not founded until September 5, 1867, at the height of Canadian winter? It's true.
And that's why history can be fun.
I had my time-machine rebuilt, and was off exploring the wonders of history.
Learning about history can be fun. Let me show you some of the wonders.
::Bowser holds a bladed staff weapon up.:: This is a Taiaha. Maori warriors used to use them to invent trench warfare. What's trench warfare, you ask? Nobody knows anymore, because none of the Maori have Taiahas anymore.
::Bowser holds up a set of brushes.:: Did you know that Michelangelo painted a ton of naked people all over a church one time? Well, not without his brushes he didn't. Junior did a much better job at painting it over, anyway.
::Bowser holds up an old camera:: Eadweard Muybridge pioneered stop-motion photography, until his camera went missing. Today he's remembered most for getting away with killing his wife's lover.
::Bowser holds up a series of papers:: Did you know that Canada was supposed to be founded on July 1, 1867, but due to some inconvenient paperwork mistakes, it was actually not founded until September 5, 1867, at the height of Canadian winter? It's true.
And that's why history can be fun.
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[Who knows what toys he means. Regular kids' toys? He definitely would like to bring things from the future to the past and see what happens.
He just doesn't explain it well enough.]
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But I do want to create the thing called time paradox~! I want to know if it really ends the world or not!
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