[VOICE/TEXT]

[princessninja]

[WHAT'S THIS it's another mysterious post with no network username attached. NINJA MAGIC!??!?? Ninja magic. Astute observers might recognize the voice as belonging to Sheik.]

Don't go into the bunkers alone. I'm sure at least some of you are thinking it.

[Guess who went into the bunkers alone.]

I need someone more mechanically-minded than I to take a look at something.

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[Private secret text message to Daisy oh maaan]

There's a problem.

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Comments

[private]

[givemeyouranswerdo]

A problem? What is it?

[princessninja]

I'm stuck.

[givemeyouranswerdo]

...

Stuck as in...?

[princessninja]

When was the last time you saw Zelda?

[givemeyouranswerdo]

...OH.

Where are you? What can I do?

[notstevejobs]

Is there some mechanical problem you need diagnosed?

[princessninja]

[god DAMN IT]

Something I found in the bunkers.

[notstevejobs]

I could, of course, have a look at it if you need an expert. My Identification Opera Glasses should be able to tell me quite a lot about whatever this mystery device is, at a mere glance.

[princessninja]

I believe it's some sort of explosive device.

[voice]

[insanecharisma]

[Soryk knows exactly who it is. But after the incident with the prom catastrophe, he's not as eager to go for the throat. There are some other things that take precedence to it.]

If someone is foolish enough to walk into the maws of the afterlife, then it is likely they ought to be there. Harsh as it may be, they could otherwise serve as obstacles and lead several others down with them.

[princessninja]

Are you planning on going?

[insanecharisma]

Not alone. By the gods, I am guilty of foolish things, but even I am not that idiotic.

[He pauses.]

Are you?

[princessninja]

I've already gone, several times.

audio

[mohawk_tomahawk]

[He knew that voice, he wasn't sure how he could be mechanically, but.]

Are you alright?

[princessninja]

Fine. Have you been to the bunkers recently?

[mohawk_tomahawk]

I was planning on returning. The air in this town is uneasy and a woman on the network has informed us all in what she found.

She spoke of explosives.

[princessninja]

I found them as well. I'm hoping to have one brought to the surface for analysis.

[audio]

[redshirted]

I could try and take a look at whatever you need. I'm the new maintenance man here.

[princessninja]

Are you at all familiar with weaponry?

[redshirted]

Yeah.

[Sometimes out of boredom (he'll take anything apart and put it back together) and sometimes necessity. His interest is piqued though.]

What kind specifically?

[princessninja]

Explosives.

[trustycrowbar]

[Mechanically-minded, hm?]

I can take a look at it. What'cha got?

[The last time this happened, he had something that looked like H.R. Geiger's boxing glove dropped onto his desk. This ought to be interesting.]

[princessninja]

An explosive device.

[trustycrowbar]

[WHAT.]

You found a BOMB in the basement of the school?!

[princessninja]

I found several.