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[bunnyfears]

Soooo, hey! I don't know if anyone's noticed, I only just recently found out myself, but. There's like. Ghosts, down in the basement. A lot of them!! Not to mention a lot of other weird stuff...

I don't know if anyone around here has any particular talent in getting rid of ghosts, but could someone like, take care of that maybe...? I haven't been able to get to sleep at all, because I mean. What if I try, and one of them just comes in while I'm sleeping?? Ghosts can go through walls, you know!

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[mohawk_tomahawk]

[Spirits, well. That was ironically, or not, something Connor was used to. He did this sort of hunt back home, but this ringing true was more likely here than there. He went on camera, and starting asking questions to the point.]

Have these spirits done anything to you specifically?

[bunnyfears]

Well uh, they kind of tried to attack me, until some others and I fought them off.

[mohawk_tomahawk]

[Uh.]

You were then unhurt?

[Yeah, he's concerned quite a bit now. He still needed more information, however. All he knew was that he was sure he was going into this "basement".]

Is there any more information you could part with? I promise to go to this basement and investigate more into this matter.

[bunnyfears]

Yeah, fortunately.

[Yarne frowns a bit, trying to recall everything he can about them.]

Well, there were a lot of them! They were... kinda blocky? And their eyes glowed. And from what Pit said, they'll just regenerate if you stop attacking them...

You're uh, sure you can handle this alone, right?

[mohawk_tomahawk]

[Pit was the child(?) on the network that would have made a post on the network shortly after Yarne. He would note of what he would have said, without commenting on the post himself. He would probably get other pings to what was going on before he investigated himself, for now though, he was here speaking with a man(?) going on about these "ghosts". He noted the last remark.]

You do not need to worry about me.

[However.]

I wish to see what else I could find about the matter and how much of a problem this will be on the townsfolk. If you find anything else, it would be of help if you told us as soon as possible.

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[fartgas]

Some of us live here, you know.

[bunnyfears]

...O-oh gods, you're not one of them, are you?! Please don't kill me!!

[fartgas]

Don't kick me out of my house then!!

[forgetbeam]

Don't be so quick to get rid of them! It's possible they were just students!

[Hold on a second...]

...What were you doing in the basement?

[bunnyfears]

I kind of ended up getting roped into some kind of exploration of them? I'm still not really sure what the point of it was, other than finding a bunch of weird statues.

[forgetbeam]

Did any of them attack you?

[bunnyfears]

Yeah, a big group of them all ganged up and tried to kill me!

[forgetbeam]

I see... Tanaka and I were recently trapped beneath the school and were attacked by one, also!

[Ghosts? Statues? Ghosts of statues?]

Whatever's going on down there, it might pose a serious threat to the students here!

[itsjustrats]

[NO DON'T tell everybody about the bunkers how is he supposed to use them for nefarious purposes if everyone knows about it! grumblegrumble]

Just stay out of the basement.

[bunnyfears]

Don't worry, I'm not going back there anytime soon!

[itsjustrats]

There you go, problem solved.

[whirlwind_wolfman]

C'mon, lad. Ghosts aren't that scary, are they?

[bunnyfears]

I don't know what kind of ghosts you've seen, but these ones were terrifying! How are ghosts NOT terrifying??

[whirlwind_wolfman]

What can they do? The powerful ones can maybe throw a bit of stuff about the room. Make some banging noises. Chatter at you. Big deal, eh?

Ghost type Pokémon are a different kettle of fish entirely. But normal, everyday, run of the mill ghosts? They've got no chance of doing you any serious damage. Give me a demon any day. They can hurt you plenty enough but you can do just the same to them if you've a mind to.

[crystal_ballin]

Ghosts? Real ghosts? For real ghosts?????

[bunnyfears]

Yes, real ghosts! It sure seemed like it, at least. Either way, they nearly made me extinct!

[crystal_ballin]

I have some purification salt, if you need it, dude.

[bunnyfears]

If it'll keep ghosts away, I'll take as much as I can get!

Hagakure + Things in Baggies = OTP

[crystal_ballin]

Oh yeah, it'll do that. And I'll even give you a special deal! 50,000 yen a bag, dude!

[bunnyfears]

Uhhh... How much is that in gold, exactly?

[crystal_ballin]

Is that gold made out of real gold or just, like, pretend gold?

[bunnyfears]

Preeetty sure it's real!

[crystal_ballin]

Are these bars of gold, or coins made out of gold?

[bunnyfears]

Kind of both? The bars are worth a few thousand of the coins, though.

[crystal_ballin]

Wow I really undersold this. I should have gone for way more money than that. Next time I'll remember to upsell this guy.

I don't know what the exchange rate is where you're from for gold coins to yen. So, how about we just say... 500 gold coins. I mean, if 100 yen is a dollar, I probably need less coins than I would if you were paying me in yen.

Does that seem like a fair price to you, dude?

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[rivalcurse]

I can pretty much promise you those ghosts ain't gonna want nothin' to do with your racist ass.

[bunnyfears]

Wh- Are ghosts even a race?? And I mean, they're ghosts! They're just like, evil spirits that haunt people and kill them and junk!

[rivalcurse]

If a ghost's doin' any harm to you, you're probably intrudin'. Not too likely to go out of our way unless you're steppin' on something we don't want you to touch.

[Nyx thinks about that, then grins wide at the camera.]

Or if you're pissin' us off. Speakin' of, guess who just won a first-class ticket to an all-out haunting?

[bunnyfears]

Well couldn't they just like, give a warning or something? Because they kinda just gathered together and tried to kill me!

[Yarne's reaction is pretty much the exact opposite, giving her a terrified look.]

You're kidding, right?? I don't have any problems with ghosts, I just want them far away from me!!

[punchtheflute]

...are you sure it was ghosts?

[Because if it's really ghosts then ooooooh crud.]

[bunnyfears]

I don't know what else it could've been!

[punchtheflute]

I really hope they didn't follow you out of wherever you found them. Ghosts are...

[Oh man he doesn't want to say something too cowardly on the Network!]

...they're really.... just... probably not very good to have around you most of the time. Sometimes. Most of the time.

[Yeah, he's not a fan.]

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[trustycrowbar]

All right, calm down. I know it's been a while but can you maybe describe these "ghosts" a bit further? It's possible they could have been something else entirely, and it's not a good idea to--

[He says this while a 12-volt battery lifts into the air behind him, chitters curiously, and crackles with a dull ZAPP and an electrified pointy outline, when his ghost-electric pokemon attempts to lick the contacts. Gordon jerks and glances over his shoulder.]

--Maxwell, how many times have I TOLD you, DC current is NOT food! [And then he turns back to Yarne.]

Ah, as I was saying, it's not a good idea to jump to conclusions before all the possibilities are explored.

[raw_angel_power]

Relax, Yarne! They're not gonna get you!

[bunnyfears]

You don't know that!! Those things could want revenge or something!

[raw_angel_power]

How can they want revenge if they're destroyed?

[iksb]

Ghosts... do not exist.

[ that's all mukuro has to say on the subject because there is no way that it is anything more than a figment of imagination on this poor bunny boy's behalf but she learned some tact so didn't say that outright ]