[Voice]

[fartgas]

[How did Izzy get a computer. Naoya. How is she using it. Naoya? Does she even know her own name at this point. It's Nao- no it's not. None of these things will be explained, there is only a voice post on the network from a mystery.]

Who.... Who did that to the broom room!!! It was super dark and cozy in there!

It was bad enough when people made sloppy make outs in there, but now the whole thing is just gross and wet and steamy.

Grrrrrosssssss.

Comments

Naoya though

[manforflowers]

You'll... have to explain, I'm afraid. Are you saying it's steamy from all the illicit kissing? Has everyone been doing this?! Is that possible?!

I was wondering why the hallway seemed more humid all of a sudden...

[fartgas]

I don't... I don't think that's it unless everyone is splooshing enough to fill the whole place with liquids.

[...]

...Eeeeeeeerrrghghgh.

[manforflowers]

Whole place... SPLOOSHING? There's splooshing?!

[You're breaking his stupid tiny mind.]

[fartgas]

Disgusting amounts of splooshing.

[manforflowers]

I have to know - nay, I need to know.

How.

HOW.

[fartgas]

Why? Do you want to add to the sea of splooge?

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT.

[manforflowers]

Wh-what? That's, uh, completely... ah, I just...

Curious? I'm just curious! Really! If that's what girls are into here, uh... oh gods.

[CLEARING. THROAT.]

[fartgas]

You're gross.

[manforflowers]

Excuse me? Isn't that rather jumping to conclusions? Not that you're the first person to say so, but still!

[fartgas]

You're the one saying you need to know how to make people sploosh enough to fill a room!

[manforflowers]

Now you're taking words out of my mouth. I was just stunned people could do that at all?

[fartgas]

I didn't take them from anywhere, you said them! You were very insistent a minute ago!!

[manforflowers]

I didn't say I was going to--

...Ugh, nevermind. Fat lot of help you are.

[fartgas]

Why would I want to help you make it worse than it already is? It is already awful!

[manforflowers]

Hmm... I suppose you are the wronged party here.

Is there any way to find a new closet to hole up in? Or are all of them affected?

[fartgas]

There are probably a few more, unless this is just the beginning of the end of closets. Which it could be. You never know.