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[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

[Poll #1788731]

[The video turns back on]

Answer truthfully. I will leave this poll up for a few days to accumulate enough votes.

[Raikov leans forward and narrows his eyes]

Don't disappoint me.

Comments

[Audio]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

I dunno.

That Waluigi guy is pretty funny.

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[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

But idiotic. I'm far more sophisticated than he is.

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[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Who cares? Sophistication isn't what I'm looking for.

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[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

Because the poll is "charming, beautiful, and smart." Not funny.

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[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Yeah but I don't care about any of those criteria.

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[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

Then why bother voting?

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[breaks-ground.livejournal.com]

[Gio crosses his arms. The sparkles off his best friend are blinding.]

Obviously, you are. That's an easy choice, Gattino.

[He is the most unbiased voter. He totally has met waluigi and totally didn't vote twice.
Oh wait.]

Action

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

You're biased though, Vanya.

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[breaks-ground.livejournal.com]

And you wouldn't have it any other way.

[Aw yeah, here's a smooch]

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[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

Of course.

[Raikov grins]

[eggplantaddict.livejournal.com]

[Don't mind Waluigi, he's just gonna slip in a vote towards himself.]

Wahaha, Waluigi doesn't even need to check that he's winning, he can already tell that he is.

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

[Raikov will as well]

Uhuh. We'll see.

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[temptedthesnake]

I'd have to go with Waluigi.

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[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

You would, you bitch.

[audio]

[temptedthesnake]

[For you, just a very bitchy laugh.]

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[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

[The finger]

[jeweloflife.livejournal.com]

You're both winners in my book!

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

... That's strangely kind. Thank you.

[balloon-derp.livejournal.com]

But sir, what if we don't want to vote...?

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

Then don't.

Buutt.. if you want extra credit...

[Video]

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

...Uhhh...

[Video]

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

[PUPPY EYES]

You'll vote for me, right, Mac...?

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

[He's voting Waluigi because so far as he knows Waluigi never shot any of his friends.

Little does he know Waluigi is just kind of a general dick. Which is almost as bad.]

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

[YOU'LL REGRET THAT VOTE.]

[jonny-talbain.livejournal.com]

[Nothing personal, chum. He just wants his library fees waived.]

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

[;___;]

[sunfurry.livejournal.com]

[Ammy thinks it's what's on the inside that counts!

... too bad you're both ugly in that regard anyway. It doesn't matter either way, because Ammy is a dog and she cannot see this post.]

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

[Damn you, Ammy.]