http://makes-sea.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] makes-sea.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2011-10-22 02:32 am

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[The feed reveals a strange man with two toned hair and some wicked sharp teeth. The black sclera might look familiar... But it's clear that this individual is very different from Groudon. His movements are fluid, and there's an odd smile on his face the whole time. As soon as he's sure the feed is working, he give a small wave with a gloved hand.]

Hey there, Smash Academy. I know it's late, but I thought I'd go ahead and introduce myself anyways. I'm your new Ancient Literature teacher, you can call me Kyogre.

[He gestures out the window, where you can still see the rain coming down.]

Ok, first off I wanna apologize for all the intense rainfall. I'm really sooooo sorry, you guys! I promise I'm not usually all crazy like this, I just kinda can't help it when I get in a totally new place. Hope you fire types stayed inside!

[Man, that was kind of morbid. He laughs though.]

Anyways, I'm really excited about this new class. I promise it won't be that hard, unless you've never read a book written in a dead language. If you haven't, it's going to be hellish. Kidding. Or am I?
No, but really. It'll be mad groovy or something. And if you're a water Pokemon, or any other kind of aquatic creature, I can guarantee that we'll get on immediately. All other species- remains to be seen.
I'm just joking around again. I do that a lot, you'll see. Once I get situated, come pay me a visit if you have any questions. You'll have to knock really hard so I can hear you over the sound of the faucet running.
Adios!

[identity profile] redisaloser.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
[AND A LOT OF STARING RIGHT BACK.]

... What.


... Do I have something on my face?
rivalsweetscent: ([Dude] ... No.)

[personal profile] rivalsweetscent 2011-10-22 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
...

... No one spontaneously broke your other arm or anything, right?

[DEAD SERIOUS.]

[identity profile] redisaloser.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Bulba what kind of a question is that. After a beat, Green holds up both arms. They are fine.]

Um, no?

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Whoops, check your phone, Green. We interrupt this conversation for text messages from Char:]

boss have you seen the network
are you gonna fight him too??
let me do it i bet i can take him


[And all of two seconds later, another text:]

i'm coming over, is anyone else from the team there

[identity profile] redisaloser.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 08:19 am (UTC)(link)


[He almost leaves it at that before adding:]

rivalsweetscent: ([Green] Stylistic Cropping in hurr)

[personal profile] rivalsweetscent 2011-10-22 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Bulba has, at this point, positioned himself as close as possible next to Green in an overly-protective fashion.

He may or may not have been peeking at phone screens.]

What no.

[Yeah he is peeking.]

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[He would have typed out a very well-thought out response to that, but oh, look, he's already here. Beep beep vroom vroom barging on in now.]

So lemme get this straight. He ain't tried comin' after you or nothin'?

[He would protest being forbidden to punch out Kyogre, but even Char can see how going on in the rain to get anally annihilated by the strongest water-type on the planet would be less-than-smart.]