So Many Text Messages: "Come hang out with us" in a nutshell.

[rivalsolarbeam]

[Long before the rest of these posts were ever conceived: AN TEXT MESSAGE TO DARGON, FROM ONE YELLOW FLOWER BUTT.]
Hey! … Listen, I don't want to tip toe around this or anything. There's a guy I like a lot, and fairly recently we decided we wanted to try giving going out a shot. If you'd be up for it, I'd really ilke you to meet him? (You already know him though.) Maybe we could meet up some time…?


[And then eventually, after dargon business went down, a series of other private network text posts were made from both of Bulba's and Vinnie's accounts. Wow. Gosh.]


[Dear Nyx and Jolt, from Bulba:]

So…! I recently kind of started seeing someone, though uh… maybe you'd already heard. Anyway I'd really like to introduce him to you, even though you actually already know him. Do you think we could hang out some time?

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[Dear Red Team, from Vinnie:]

So uh. It felt like I should give you guys the heads up, cuz I just started seeing someone. If you wanted your karmic payback for whatever, then y'know... I deserve it.
 
I'll just fuckin' spare you from wondering. It's Bulba.
 
Okay, that's all.

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[Dear Voile. Dear Max. Courtesy of Saurs.]

Hey do you mind if we hung out sometime? We wanna tell you something.


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[Note written to Skull Kid:]
 
Hey Skid, if another flower smellin' guy with blond hair's around more often, uh, do you mind?
 
We're dating, so try not to prank him too bad. It'd mean a lot t'me.
 
He made some cookies for you. They're double chocolate chip, you can have the whole plate.

[It is a whole plate of cookies. There is a little hand written note with the cookies that reads Hi, these are from Bulba (that's me). I hope we can get along. What kind of cookies are your favourite? ❀]


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[DEAR ROOMIE LADIES from Bulba:]

Hi...! Uh! I just wanted to let you guys know that there might be another guy hanging out here sometimes now. Do either of you know Vinnie? He's got green hair and piercings, and he's a Venusaur like me.

We're going out now so... yeah, you'll probably see him around? He's really nice and we won't be a bother to anybody, promise! I just wanted to give you a heads up.

ps.
Pancakes on Wednesday??


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[HELLO You can jump straight into action threads if you want to handwave setting things up. We can assume they planned to meet [SOMEWHERE!] at [SOMETIME!]. If you would also like to just text reply or handwave things, that is also super cool :>]

Comments

[rivalsolarbeam]

Pfft.

[He gingerly patted Vinnie on the back, making sure he actually wasn't dead. Meanwhile some of the drinks were actually ready, so he went ahead and grabbed those too.

It was relieving to know that he was right to assume that things wouldn't be a big deal with Jolt.]

Thanks... Um... Not very long at all, really.

[flowerofmtsilver]

[COUGH. COUGH COUGH. Wheeeeze.]

I d-dunno, only a few weeks? I had t'study for finals though, so... we just put this off 'til I was done.

[Ugh Vinnie's just gonna. Grab his drink. And drink it. While trying to turn un-red and failing.]

[rivalthunderbolts]

[Jolt took his drink when it was ready, taking a sip.]

Gotcha. It's not what I expected at all, I'll admit, but if you're happy, then I'm happy for you, bro.

[He also took the chance to poke Vinnie in the chest and smirk.]

And I think it goes without saying that if you hurt my brother, I'll kick your ass myself.

[flowerofmtsilver]

[H-ha ha. Vinnie grimaced good-naturedly, despite the poking and still being red in the face.]

Don't worry, there's a line.

[rivalsolarbeam]

Just a little one.

[Now that everyone had their drinks, Bulba shooed them away from the counter to take a seat at a table.]

I don't actually know what you might have been expecting though.

[Certainly not Vinnie, but ???]

[rivalthunderbolts]

Honestly, I didn't know what to expect!

[He laughed.]

But all the same. Still a surprise.