VERY IMPORTANT VIDEO POST

[flamejock]

::THIS FUZZBUCKET APPEARS ON THE SCREEN WEARING A T-SHIRT WITH A SMILING KAWAII GROWLITHE FACE ON IT. THE SHIRT IS CLEARLY A SIZE TOO SMALL BECAUSE HE'S VAIN LIKE THAT.::

Did you guys know that they make a kind of underwear called a jock strap???? Does this mean that I'm named after underwear? Should I get some? Does it come in stripes? Usually I wear this kind of underwear.

::He holds up some arcanine-striped boxer-briefs.::

Do you think I'll need a jock strap for going to Kalos?

((I warned you I'd do it.))

Comments

[punchthedoritos]

It does? You know what else looks weird though - ergonomic furniture. But it's usually really comfy! Maybe Jock Straps are Ergonomic Undies?

THE VOICE OF REASON

[tank_rockarms]

No, they ain't. The purpose of a jock strap is to hold your junk in place so it don't go nowhere for sports. Ones for football take what's called a cup, which is a piece of plastic that goes down in front of your balls so that if you get hit in the crotch, you got some protection from the hit.

[flamejock]

Oh.

[punchthedoritos]

Aw.