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[ivantheterrible]

[Ogling Falcon's nakedness over a week back and seeing Mac's sign-up post for the Boxing Club both conglomerated together to give Ivan an absolutely horrible mess of an idea. It might not help that he just got finished drinking and is a little tipsy. Rest assured, his typing is always this atrocious.]

im taking sigh ups for nude model. men only. it is for art dont worry no funny bisness. you whil be paid. contact me threw here or at my room if you are intersted.

((OOC: in a few days I'll make a log for the actual drawing time for anybody interested, just a heads up! ♥))

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Video response. Because I am a terrible person.

[whirlwind_wolfman]

How much are you paying and when do I start.

[text] AHsdsajsia

[ivantheterrible]

[Ivan practically reels back from his screen. Too bad nobody was around to see it.]

not on my dead body. human men only. im not into dogs. i dont pay in dog treats.

[Video] Hahaha! I love these two.

[whirlwind_wolfman]

[Now why did you have to make it personal, Ivan? He's actually almost impressed, considering there aren't many people who would talk to him that way. However...]

Oh goodness. Now what has my little Dodge Ball Target so flustered, eh? I guess you simply understand you couldn't even begin to capture my majesty on canvas so you're lashing out in frustration. Understandable. If you're as terrible at painting as you are at your job, I daresay I'd be less than impressed with your stick figure representation of me.

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[obfuskate]

*sign
*business
*will
*through
*interested
*Apostrophes exist.
*Capital letters exist, as well.
*I mean it. Use them.

[ oh look bitchy mcshnitz is back in town ]

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[ivantheterrible]

[He should cook you for dinner.]

what are you doing. who cares english is not even my first langoag. and i can not make capitals or apostrophys on this home computer. i am not into beastiality either. why dont you go back to chasing your own tale.

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[obfuskate]

[ He tastes sour and bitter like a pickle drowned in pure mustard and lime juice, promise. ]

*language
*apostrophes
*tail

You have no excuse. You have to learn sometime. If anything, I'm helping you.

Also, I don't care about contributing to the nudist artwork community, thank you.

[ See? What'd I tell you? Pickle-mustard-lime-hog. ]

oh why not

[invariance]

Any particular reason why it is men only?

[ivantheterrible]

i have no intrest in drawing women. men are much beter models. is thier a problem.

[invariance]

Mere curiosity, good sir. My encounters with artists seem to prefer the reverse.

video

[star_punched]

...What got ya thinkin' about this, sir? You thinkin' 'bout startin' up figure drawin' again?

[Raikov he knew before loves art and gave him lessons...nude models though. Uh.]

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[ivantheterrible]

your boxing add and naked men.

[Well at least he's honest.]

i allways enjoy figure drawing. it would be an honor to draw you mac.

[And he's pretty sure he can weasel out of having to pay you, too!]

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[star_punched]

[You got that last part right.]

...Really? Me. In the nude.

[G-guh...]

Well gosh, uh...I think I should support it! You supported me so...Okay. And no charge, sir!

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[stay_classy_cat]

Oh oh, me~!

I sign up.

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[ivantheterrible]

oh seth. i would like nothing beter. i have ideas for all sorts of poses for you.

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[stay_classy_cat]

Only the most flattering, I hope!

[audio]

[explosion_day]

I'd sign up but I don't think anyone would be able to properly render all the muscles in my body as they should be.

I mean, it's a real challenge, don't blame anybody.

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[ivantheterrible]

my specalty is muscular men. youre just afraid you wont look as good to evrybody else as you do to yourself.

[audio]

[explosion_day]

Wh--are you kidding?! I'd look AWESOME. You'd just not make me look awesome ENOUGH. That's all.

My awesomeness can not be transcending by pencil and paper.

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[cruelcurse]

Nude? What could this be about?

[text]

[ivantheterrible]

it is about art. i like to draw nude models. [You plebeian.]

[text]

[cruelcurse]

I know what art is. Could you imagine a nude model? I bet that would work. That`s what I would do. Then you wouldn`t have to worry about paying somebody.

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[drawin_on_trees]

are you making a club too?? is it an art club? Can I be in the art club???

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[ivantheterrible]

[...Hm. Interesting proposal, there.]

i was not planing on it. there is all ready a paint class. i was just going to draw for myself. but maybe if there is interst.

[forgetbeam]

[An opportunity to GET NAKED get some good honest pay?. Yes, good.]

I am up to the task.

[ivantheterrible]

[He really is getting far more interest in this than he expected~!]

wel far be it from me to turn you down. you truely are one of my favorite students.
[Behind Seth and Mac, of course...] tuesday and to day are taken. what day would you like.