HAPPY EXPLOSION DAY, GORGEOUS [audio/text]

[explosion_day]

[backdated just a smidgeon!]

Lots of weird things things going on around here lately, and this place is chock full of weird. Humans runnin' around acting like a bunch of wild animals. If I had a television crew and a nature documentary? You would all probably be dead by now and hung up on the mantle.

[Rick that's not how that works...]

You know what else it is today? National set-off-your-fireworks-and-take-a-big-bite-outta-freedom-day; a holiday so great it deserves a lot of adjectives and other word parts smashed together to describe it. Like, it's explosionriffic.

...Explosionriffic? Explosiotastic? Explosiona--

Explositomic.

Check this out, this day is so great you just got to see it to believe it--so this friendly reminder is coming to you in two parts. Hear my voice and read along [yes, explosion gifs and all]:

[Suddenly on your screen if you still have opposable thumbs and a care to access it, that is...]

HAPPY EXPLOSION DAY

Comments

[explosion_day]

So why can't you just call it kissing or cuddling like normal?

[IT SOUNDS DUMB WHEATLEY. DUMB AND BRITISH.]

[testgasm]

Because sometimes, you need a better word than just those.

A real word, not one of your stupid made-up ones.