HAPPY EXPLOSION DAY, GORGEOUS [audio/text]

[explosion_day]

[backdated just a smidgeon!]

Lots of weird things things going on around here lately, and this place is chock full of weird. Humans runnin' around acting like a bunch of wild animals. If I had a television crew and a nature documentary? You would all probably be dead by now and hung up on the mantle.

[Rick that's not how that works...]

You know what else it is today? National set-off-your-fireworks-and-take-a-big-bite-outta-freedom-day; a holiday so great it deserves a lot of adjectives and other word parts smashed together to describe it. Like, it's explosionriffic.

...Explosionriffic? Explosiotastic? Explosiona--

Explositomic.

Check this out, this day is so great you just got to see it to believe it--so this friendly reminder is coming to you in two parts. Hear my voice and read along [yes, explosion gifs and all]:

[Suddenly on your screen if you still have opposable thumbs and a care to access it, that is...]

HAPPY EXPLOSION DAY

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[audio]

[explosion_day]

Uhhhhhhhh yep. Couldn't think of a better time, frankly.

[video]

[heartofarapier]

Rick, this sounds a little in poor taste.

[But she thinks on it. She is the one who told Connor that prom was okay to celebrate. People sometimes needed something to make them smile.]

I mean, I suppose I can understand. Although I still find it a little odd to celebrate... explosions.

[explosion_day]

Explosions are a great thing to celebrate but they're like accents on a bigger and greater thing.

Freedom. So you could call 'em like, freedom explosions or something. Today's a great day to celebrate freedom.

[heartofarapier]

Freedom...

[She sits on that word for a good deal of time.]

I can support that. Freedom is a wonderful thing that people deserve to hold. Within reason.

[explosion_day]

Yeah there's like Canada Freedom Day or whatever, but I'm talkin' about America. Great Michigan, America, USA.

Within every reason, angel.

[heartofarapier]

...I don't know what any of that is that you speak of. Are those places in the land you come from?

[explosion_day]

Uh yeah. It's the reason for all the fireworks and loud booms and bangs right now. Just look up in the sky and take a look at it.

[heartofarapier]

I did see them before. I had wondered if they were a part of Eggman's martial law.