[008C] - Text/Video

[loverofinnocence]

[Caim's room is neat and orderly. He's not so much. He could probably use a hair cut, since he hasn't cut his hair once since his return.]

I feel I have put this off long enough.

I am searching for a man.
He must be strong, confident, quick of wit, intelligent, and ambitious.

[He clearly pauses, because he understands how this could be misconstrued.]

Not for me.
Yet, if you should know of just such a man with the mentioned traits, I should like to meet him and judge for myself.

[Wheet whoot. Someone's husband hunting. Not for himself.]

Comments

[video]

[raw_angel_power]

[He uses text-to-voice to understand what Caim wrote. You hear a little Microsoft Sam version of Caim's comment. Pit's face falls into a peeved little pout.]

Hey! You shouldn't go around judging someone's merit based on their age! I beat the strongest man in the world, I'll have you know.

[text]

[loverofinnocence]

I am trying to consider the feelings of the person I would be assigning you to. I am not sure she would particularly be fond of it - or the idea.

[Sorry, Pit. You're not marrying his sister.]

[video]

[raw_angel_power]

[There goes Microsoft Caim again. As Pit listened to the comment, his eyes widened and he visibly shook his head like a dog after being shampooed.]

What? Assigned? What am I being assigned a person for? Is it a tag-team match or something? I'm a good partner, I promise!

[text]

[loverofinnocence]

No. What think you of the ladies, child? And I do mean beyond simply 'pretty creatures' or 'becoming.'

[They have cooties. It's true.]

[video]

[raw_angel_power]

Ladies? Which ladies? There are a lot of strong ladies I could fight with! Trust me, I know plenty!

[text]

[loverofinnocence]

In general. As in, women beyond that of simple alliance.

[video]

[raw_angel_power]

...What?

[text]

[loverofinnocence]

Husbands and wives.

[text]

[raw_angel_power]

Husbands and wi-? [He stops RIGHT THERE because suddenly, it hit him as to what he meant. A faint blush creeps across his face.] Oh! Ohhhhh! So, wait, let me get this straight. You're trying to assign me a wife?!

[text]

[loverofinnocence]

I am not attempting to assign you a wife. I am making the point of why you are not appropriate as the type of person I am in search of.

[Pit, you're so immature.]

[text]

[raw_angel_power]

Oh. Well, that's a relief. I don't think Lady Palutena would take too kindly to me getting hitched.

[He pauses a beat.]

...I don't know if I can help you, then. Sorry about not making the cut. Good luck on your man hunt.

[text]

[loverofinnocence]

The consideration was... not without notice.

[In other words: Thank you.]