So one of the 'hands kind of hauled me back once they found out I've been avoiding the academy. Look, no offense to anyone, but with wormholes 'round, who knows where'd ya end up. Been there, met Cleopatra though she was pretty much... [he grimaced, THAT MISSION SURE WAS A FUN TIME, GOLLY.]

'Right, whatever, name's Ryuuta Ippongi and I'll be your assistant coach for gym. Just because I have 'assistant' on my job description doesn't mean you'll guys get an easier pass to slack off, if anything I'll make sure to work your asses off while helping out the other guy. I don't care if you're late to class or still learning the ropes, but if you show spirit, you'll get extra points in my book. Don't try to fake either, I have a knack for that shit.

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