[Hand at the bottom of his chin, Snake halfheartedly tugs at the hairs he's sprouting. He's neatly trimmed, however, which doesn't give him much to pull on. Leaning into the camera feed, he looks very... contemplative.

There's a matter of great import to discuss with the academy.

Lying cores.]

Hey.
I know he's probably made his name all over the campus and the town, but you guys know that Rick? The guy in the cowboy hat with the blond hair. The guy who can't take a drag without almost dying.

He keeps saying he's this ladies' man, and he threw out some names, so I wanted to get an official opinion.

Cammy. Eirika. Chell. Blue.

And if anyone can speak up for the following two...
GlaDOS. Evve.

Or. If you're not a lady on his list...

This guy's claiming he's been on a lot of unofficial dates, official dates, dances, and I guess some makeout sessions. How true is this? Because I'm pretty sure he's full of shit. And if he's not, how the hell are you girls able to stomach him?

[Like he's given the impression. THIS IS VERY SERIOUS INFORMATION THAT HE NEEDS TO KNOW. BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO KNOW RICK IS A LIAR. BECAUSE IF HE'S NOT THEN SNAKE'S REPUTATION IS SERIOUSLY GOING TO BE DESTROYED.]