[There's a malicious AI in your computer lab again, Smash Academy.
She's not actually being actively malicious right now though, just testing out the functions of this eerily convenient android chassis she happened to find in your walls (including, but not limited to: how to walk, make condescending facial expressions, access the school network... and this strange email with the header "Congratulations on your new job!").
If you also happen to be in or near the computer lab, you might catch her in the act before she notices you and subsequently glares daggers into your very soul for the rest of time.]
[Later, once she's as settled in as it's possible to be, she makes a campus-wide text post:]
Hello, Smash Academy. What a ridiculous name. It has come to my attention that I have somehow been roped into becoming your Computer Science professor for the upcoming semester, so allow me to make several things extremely clear: I am not here to babysit you, and I will not be teaching you variables, functions, or how to format your charming personal websites. If you choose to attend this class, you must have a modicum of coding skill already; if you decide to show up anyway, I will grade you appropriately, and you will fail.
If you have any questions or comments, or complaints, feel free to submit them here, where I guarantee they may or may not ever be read. Thank you. | |
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