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[Now it's a video.

A video of a very excited-looking little girl with ridiculously long, purple hair and a pair of glasses that are just a little too big for her. There's a yellow Pikmin tucked into her breast pocket. But most notable of all- or at least she thinks so anyway- is the bright pink flower in her hair.]

My sister Vianca is the best sister ever!!

[Ai grabs the computer and leans in closely, showing her flower to the camera.]

Isn't it beautiful!?

[Wow gosh she is excited. She leans back in her seat and gives the camera a double thumbs up.]

[Gordon had just managed to come to terms with this place, it seemed, when it throws yet another curveball in the form of this transformation business. Half the people in the school were unidentifiable, and another half of that didn't want to come out of hiding. However, over the week he'd managed a personal headcount of everyone he knew.]

[Well, almost everyone. A certain blonde princess with a penchant for pink and patisserie-grade sweets seemed to be missing... Did she have something to do with this?]

[Video]

Ah... good evening. I hope those of you stricken with this transformation malady have paid a visit to the clinic on campus at least once. Also I hope you're adjusting, or at least not TOO uncomfortable with your new form, while we figure out a way to reverse it.

On that subject, has anyone seen the new cooking teacher? It seems she hasn't been around at all since that bake sale. I've asked around, but people haven't seen her. Also those of you who were running the sale: was she there with you at all during the day?