[Backdated to the 14th, of course.]

[Scout clicks on the feed and smiles, making sure to show off as many teeth as possible.]

I'm gonna make this quick 'cause I'm so busy 'n all ...

But which lucky lady wants t'take up the offer'a bein' my Valentine?

I know I'm gonna get a lotta responses, so don't be disappointed if I don't pick ya. There's always next year, right?