[Action]
[Ivan is in the computer lab, sitting hunched over one of the keyboards as he uses the tried-and-true hunt-and-peck method of typing. He had been told about the school "network", but he had no idea what that actually meant or how to use it.

Technology was confusing. Everything here seemed so advanced, it gave him a headache and frustrated him, but he was too prideful to actually ask how any of this stuff worked. So for now, he suffers alone.

"Username", "Password"? Well, he's pretty sure he's got the first part down...

IVAN RAIKOV|]

Let me iiinn... [He lets out a frustrated whine and shoves the screen back against the wall before finally letting his head rest on the keyboard.

The computer starts making that annoying ding sound one gets when they reach the character limit on an entry form.]

[Voice]
[Through means unknown, Ivan somehow manages to get into the network and figure out how to make a phone call. It wasn't just any phone call though, it was a phone call...through a screen!]

[He makes an almost embarrassed sounding laugh at the start of his clip. Forgive him, he's just beside himself with glee.]

So, teachers, students. I have yet to meet you all yet~ Why don't you tell me a little about yourselves? I'll tell you about myself in exchange:

I'm twenty-six years old, I trained in the Russian Spetsnaz and was Major of the GRU. So, you could me capable. I'm just on leave right now. You know, it's just some relocation. Because I was too good for where they had me before.

[He's digging himself into a hole now.]

I'll be out of this dump in a few months, but for now I'm your new "physical education" teacher.

[...and digging...]

So...you know! Don't be late to class!

[He can't even climb back out and save himself the embarrassment anymore.]