[Oh, looks like Samus was making a journal post. If you squinted, you may imagine the woman making the post to be Samus' green eyed younger sister, but you most likely just think it's Samus. Let's see what she has to say.]

...

[Well, that's pretty in character. After a moment of death glaring at the camera, she shuts off the feed and finishes the entry by text.]

Whomever is responsible for this latest atrocity should sleep with one eye open. I'm sure I heard a laugh retreating into the hallway.