[ as you open this mail, you're greeted by this lovely, bloody, probably mildly triggery image. It's directly embedded into the mail. No link, no warning, nothing. Adam's a dick. ]

This is what my office looked like this morning. Very pleasant. I wonder what the person responsible for it is trying to tell me.

Anyway, whoever it was, it might be in your best interest to come forward about it. Same goes for the person/people that have been messing around with the security cameras and thus, effectively, compromised everyone's security. The longer it takes me to find the culprit(s), the harsher the consequences will be, so you might want to take that into consideration in case you know anything of relevance pertaining to this situation.

- A. Jensen

[ so if you guys noticed anything last night you BETTER TELL ADAM NOW or you will all collectively suffer his wrath. Maybe. Anyway. THE NEXT PART IS SUPER UNHACKABLE and privated/sent only to Rick. ]

That goes for you too.

[ in other words, put your detective hat on eyeball bro. ]